kennel cough

The cold virus that goes around your school for the first 2 weeks after your students start school. They infect each others and then eventually the teachers as well.

Me: Man, have you got the kennel cough too?
Friend: Yeah, back to school time again. Damn kids.

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anal cough

Basically Another Way Of Saying:
Pass The Gas
Fart
Puup

Break The Wind
Eeze
Shart

Gassed
Ass Wind

Aaron:Do You Smell That!
Serayia:Ye You Anal Coughed

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Theatrical Cough

A cough that is so unnecessarily forced, loud and over the top , that it requires a nomination for an academy award .

As I sat in the living room, I could hear his theatrical cough from three floors above me ...Bravo! ...bravo!

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rock cough

Is the name given to a cough that develops after smoking crystal meth.

"By the sounds of that rock cough, I'd say you had a big one then?"

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cough drop

When a dubstep song drops so hard you cough

Yo JB wait for the cough drop - R
What do you mea- *cough* *gag* WOAH! DID YOU HEAR THAT?! - JB
*Cough* Oh Yes, Yes I did - R

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Tushy Cough

Fart

I had to squeeze out one last tushy cough before going back into the gangbang.

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cock cough

After performing oral pleasure to a man it is the act of caughing from semin resadue still in the females throat.

Goodlord have mercy she had cock cough so bad she needed cough syrip.

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