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Noun refering to a type of relative you try not to talk to.
Definitions:
1. Some one who is completely socially retarded
2. Some one who is accused of being mentally disabled.
3. Some who is constantly silent but when does speak up is an asshole.
Girl: Who was that guy walking to target dancing and bobbing his head.
Relative: Cousin Joey.
Girl: Oh no wonder he looked like he had down syndrome.
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If a resident of the deep south, please see wife. Otherwise, somebody you'll probably rarely meet.
Uneducated southerner: I jes' married mah secind cusin!
Everybody else: I can't come to the party. I gotta go to my second cousin's funeral, even though I never knew him.
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A cousin that isn't in your close family circle so you got some room to make shit happen yee yee.
Don't worry bro ol' Bessie is a distant cousin. We allowed to have a lil fun hehe.
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Your first,second, or third cousin's child, or, as a literal description of a person's much younger cousin.
How'm I gonna hang out with my baby cousin? We're from completely different generations.
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a sister-cousin is when your baby's daddy has a child with your sister-- your baby and her baby are sister-cousins.
"im going to the movies tonight with my sister-cousin"
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When a girl and a guy have sex with the the same person that the previous one had sex with.
Example 1:
Girl: Me and John are Pagina Cousins, since we had sex with the same person.
Example 2:
Boy: Me and Jill are Pagina Cousins, since we had sex with the same person.
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Having indirectly slept with the same girl as your friend via another mans peter
Mike slept with some furry skank, who slept with my girlfriends ex boyfriend who then slept with her, therefore I have indirectly slept with a furry skank and we are now Peter Cousins.
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