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A cowboy who rides the ranges of other men's anuses on a condom.
Donald Trump is such an Anus Cowboy.
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1. Marlbro Reds; Ciggaretts
1. Damn Frank, that old ass cunt is smokin' those COWBOY KILLERS. She's one hardcore bitch
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quit your bitching and be a man. when it gets tough start playing hard.
Before the big game against our rivals someone said "Cowboy up" to the pesimistic pussies.
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A guy from the city or suburbs who is "country" or "rednickish" who talks like he's from a rural area. Ften times they wear shirts of the American flag that says "these colors don't run" and say things like "If you don't like America, then you can get out!" Generally they smoke and drink and often times wear cowboy hats or Nascar hats. Though it sounds like I'm trying to depict these guys in a negative way, I am actually quite fond of them, especially the ones who I think offer a lot of "white trash wisdom", like the 'Stranger' in the movie 'The Big Lebowski' when he says "sometimes you eat the barn, and sometimes the barn eats you". Many of these guys are quite smart, despite their gruffish exterior.
Mickey Rourke played an excellent depiction of an urban cowboy gone wrong in the movie "Spun"
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A group of flaming homosexuals who know nothing about the sport of football. They get hype when they beat the Eagles, but cry like babies when someone talks about their quarterback.
"Hey do you guys think that chick is hot?"
"No, we're Cowboys Fans"
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When u find your sack stuck to the inside of your leg and you don't want to be so obvious as to reach down and pry it off your leg, you kick your leg out to the side while you walk in an inconspicuous attempt to shake your sack loose
While walking down the street I accidentally cowboy kicked an old lady into oncoming traffic, but at least my sack came loose
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ring piece rancher, poo pipe pioneer, cumslinger, shit shafting sheriff, etc etc
Damien you filthy butt cowboy, what are you doing in there with the attendant?
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