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no im taking about period cramps im talking about muscle cramps this cramps happen either by
if you wake up wrong
if you wake up wrong And if it cold
if you workout without stretching or even if your done
or just random
cramps are normal they happen they either don't hurt much or do a lot they mostly happen in the leg or foot tho yes it will hurt I wouldn't say go to. the doctor it rarely happen if you have to go the doctor but other then don't go this pain can last about a few seconds or maybe a few minutes
Jose: hey wanna play build a raft
Gio:sure
Austin: ok
*few hours later)
Jose: ok let explore that islan- SHIT FUCK FUCK
Austin and gio: WHAT you ok
Jose ; yeah just a cramp give me a minute
Austin and gio: k
a few seconds later
Jose: k back
1. The pain you'll receive, after a muscle contraction, that lasts mere seconds or even hours.
2. God's punishment for all the horrible things you did, within the last 24 hours (i.e. not warning people after a toxic incident on the shitter).
Mostly in the form of absolutely excruciating and mindbreaking pain in areas of your body, that you didn't even knew, had the capactiy of feeling any sort of sensation, often appearing in the middle of the night and waking you up from that sick lucid dream of yours, where you were about to get that Epic Victory Royale in Fortnut.
"Prefered" parts of the body, that cramps like to show up on are the lower calfs of both legs, both of your feet, your tongue or the left or right side of your torso after you made the bad decision to try out that new sleeping position, that you found in the "The Kama Sutra of Sleeping Positions" earlier this day, since you aren't enough Ricardo to have an actual girlfriend to practice postions from the real "Kama Sutra" with, except maybe your waifu bodypillow covered in cumstains and sweat.
All that's left for you to do, after you've received the feeling of "knowing" that the pain is going to kick in within the next 10 seconds is, to hold the part of the body, that is going to be affected from the cramp and to roll from one side of the bed to the other, while screaming and regretting for the next 5-10 minutes and learning out of your mistakes to never be a turd-swinging lil shit to our society ever again
A mother to her son, after she heard him screaming in agony last night.
Mother: (in a concerned voice) Did you sleep well last night, or did something happen?
Son: (slightly annoyed) No I suddenly got a really painful cramp in the lower calf of my right leg and it woke me up to the point, where i couldn't hold back screaming, cause of the pain.
When you jerk off and get a cramp
Tim-I was watchin porn and gave myself a cramp job
when your wrist is cocked up at an odd angle to use the track pad on your laptop, and after a prolonged period of time, it results in a painful cramp in your forearm.
sutton: I was on tumblr for two hours last night while i was sitting on my couch, and I got a nasty track pad cramp!
emma: aw man that's the worst....
sutton: yeah i know.... even when I stretched and massaged it, it took a long time for it to go away!
That ache you get in your muscles when you haven’t gotten off the couch for days. Eventually your muscles start camping from the couch no matter how often you change which side you are lying on.
I haven’t gotten off the couch for three days, you won’t believe the couch cramp I am dealing with right now.
A bullet wound.
Man 1: “What’s wrong with him?”
Man 2: “He’s got a Texan Cramp.”
Man 1: “Ahh, I’ll get the tourniquet.”