Like a cream pie, but the pussy is bloody from a period and hairy.
Don't give me a Black Forest Cream Pie. I am on my period.
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(Also known as Boston Cream Cake and Banana Cream Pie) Boston Cream Pie is a phrase meant for declaring that you have been interrupted while telling a story. The relation between the food and the situation (although weak) is that someone was being interrupted by someone who wanted to talk about pie all the time.
"So anyways, I was went up to her and I-"
"Dude, hold on I need to take this call."
"And then I went back to my room so I could-"
"Would you like a refill of your Sprite sir?"
"Hey, wanna hear something funny?"
"I'm hungry, I'm gonna go grab some food."
"......I guess not..."
These are the situations in which the person interrupted should say:
"Boston Cream Pie"
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An all male orgy of five guys or more. The acts committed are limited only by the participants imagination but a true five guy cream pie MUST consist of at least two things; a) five male participants and b) lots of semen
Joseph R. Cools: "Did you see Antron is in the hospital?"
Dr. Steve: "No, what happened?!"
Joseph R. Cools: "He took part in a five guy cream pie last night"
Dr. Steve: "When will he learn?"
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A cream pie that happens at or above the elevation of 5280ft.
Last night in Denver I ignored the warning tap so he blasted his load inside me. It was the best mile high cream pie ever!!
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Korean Whore Cream Pie Surprise
I was getting ready to fuck this Korean whore. She wanted me to wear a condom. I said no. She said you promise to pull out. I said yes I will withdraw. I was enjoying fucking her and shot my cum into her tight sweet pussy making a Korean Whore Cream Pie Surprise.
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whae one burley gay dude shoots his load (suprize) on homo #2s chin/beard, causing a frosty/iced look on the beard/chin.
either its the coldest day ever in Green Bay, or that guy just got a viking cream pie suprize!
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When you fuck the hole in an obese persons leg that forms when pressure is trying to get out. Commonly called Leaky Leg.
Rickywayne had to douche his leg after getting a Leaky Leg Cream Pie
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