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when a gentleman secretly masterbates while the female partner is asleep in bed, using her ass, face or just overall naked body for mind material to help ejaculate.
Last night, this girl passed out naked in my bed so I gave her the creepy uncle and wiped my hands on her socks.
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A term used to describe a guy that has trouble with boundaries and is socially inept. A Creepy Johnson is one step away from FULL-ON-STALKER.
Ex. 1:
I was dancing with my friends on the dance floor and some Creepy Johnson came up and started grinding on me!
Ex. 2:
While I was in the elevator today, this Creepy Johnson was trying to smell my hair!!!!
Ex. 3:
Girlfriend(1) "What is your co-worker like?"
Girlfriend(2) "I don't know, he sorta gives me the Creepy Johnson vibe."
Girlfriend(1) "Why?"
Girlfriend(2) "He insists on calling me a goddess, he texted me 50 times a day, sends me thousands of e-mails, and has to be with me 24/7. Oh and he wears speedos."
Girlfriend(1) "Wow, that is so CREEPY JOHNSON."
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the act of making direct eye contact with someone, then looking at that person's dick while they watch you, then again, making eye contact with that person, usually while giving a look of satisfaction. this is usually performed to establish dominance or making that person feel as uncomfortable as possible.
"how was your night, sweetie?"
"swell. I looked at this dude, then at his dick, and smiled at him"
"sounds like our grandson is quite the pro at creepy copping! aww! *pinches cheeks*
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Seedy little cunt of ninth floor
piss off you filthy bastard, creepy owen
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Crazy ass, fuckin gnarly, wow-worthy, double jointed ass fingers that can bend at the top knuckle only.
"Shit Nigga, Look at Courtneys fuckin creepy fingers."
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Any incredibly creepy fat girl who covers her lame ass Myspace page with many pictures of random "friends" to give the illusion that she is popular and tries to make herself seem desirable by texting everyone that she is at a party, when she is actually sitting on the computer adding strangers to build up her friend's list.
She also constantly stalks the boy she likes, even though he has a pretty girlfriend, (who will probably threaten to beat her ass in the future if she does not stop.)
Ugh some Creepy Caitlyn is trying to add me and all my friends on myspace.
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The sexual act or sexual intentions of one person that is deemed to be inappropriate by the greater community (thus making the sexual behavior that is to be deemed as "creepy").
Eg. Bryan has a dirty mind, so people could even say that he is creepy-sexual.
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