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A condition that is progressed from Blue Bone Painful and can be reversed by special attention.
I got Crispy Bone syndrome I need extra attention 😌
The leader of people who just get a little too toasted all the time. Typically wook like.
Captain Crispy is always so fuckin high, he seems to be burnt out
This is a nickname given to a gurl emo god. She normally dresses all in black. However she is so warm and crispy on the inside. She will make you laugh until you can’t breath. She will always be one of your greatest friends and will always be there. She sucks a yearbook class and will judge your grammar because your a lower level english than her. Also, she gets in trouble a lot because of her phone in school but she doesn’t have strict asian parents. Keep her with you.
Julie- Who is that?
Blake Shelton- That’s Crispy Cheeks, she’s the coolest person ever.
Julie- I’m scared of her.
Blake- You should be, she barks
Crispy Cheeks- BARK BARK
A chaotic Canadian gremlin with 0 braincells and negative emotional understanding, who sends shrek and grug videos and traumatizes people with weird story times and even weirder gifs.
Someone who spends a minimum of 10 hours writing and 7 hours making OMORI Christian lore that makes you wonder how this all came to be. Someone who's written language consists of barely decipherable words and letters mashup and jumbled together like an uncooked salad.
Someone who's english consists of various sounds like "RRAAAAH" and "HSAHWSS", to the point where you wonder what they are saying. Someone who makes lore (I refuse to admit its funny) on random paragraphs of text from books and stories.
"In their spare time they also photoshop the faces of their companions onto various objects. They have pasted their own face onto Nicholas cage’s nostrils. This is the species known as the Crispy Piss", as described by the 4th Wall herself.
And an unhinged, concerning, yet nice friend to be around :))
"Man what are all those shrek and grug videos you keep getting pinged with?"
"Oh those? Crispy Piss sent it to me"
"... Again?"
A woman who, while normally somewhat attractive, obsessively tans to the point of unattractiveness. The resultant "moldy tangerine" texture of the skin causes repulsion in all men except those most desperate for sex. Members of this category usually travel in packs.
Guy A: Dude, that girl's hot! Check out that booty!
Guy B: Naw man, she's rotten. Look at her orange skin, she's a Crispy Troll. It'd be like having sex with a rotten tangerine.
when you cum and then fry your cum
"damn i cummed everywhere then i fried my cum so it was nice and crispy, crispy cum."
"where the fuck did you get this idea"
That sticky thing you find on your bed sheets after you wake up
Person 1: dude i had a shit ton of crispy cum on my sheets this morning!
Person 2: Dude, i couldnt care less