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A pair of clean usually white shoes that are stylish and rather new.
"Dannng you got them crispy kicks on today!"
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A preferred pastime amongst members of the scat community. To perform a Crispy Bojorquez, one must first take a dump into a deep fryer. Once the deep-fried doody ball has cooled off, the person performing the Crispy Bojorquez inserts the poo back into his or her butt. They then proceed to expel the deep-fried fecal matter from their anus, into the receiver’s mouth. Upon completion, it is rumored that the twice evicted, deep-fried turd is gross enough to kill 8 leprechauns. Crispy Bojorquezes are especially disgusting after eating lamb.
Ew! I cant believe you kissed her after i crispy bojorquezed her!
Johnnys passed out...lets crispy bojorquez him!
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A condition that is progressed from Blue Bone Painful and can be reversed by special attention.
I got Crispy Bone syndrome I need extra attention 😌
when you cum and then fry your cum
"damn i cummed everywhere then i fried my cum so it was nice and crispy, crispy cum."
"where the fuck did you get this idea"
That sticky thing you find on your bed sheets after you wake up
Person 1: dude i had a shit ton of crispy cum on my sheets this morning!
Person 2: Dude, i couldnt care less
A proper noun, derived from English usually used as a nickname or insult, TRIGGER WARNING, few people survive Crispy Gnome trigger attacks.
Dammit, why'd you steal my pencil you crispy gnome, *Sudden screaming*
A prick with the amazing talent of writing song lyrics and at the age of 12 wrote a song that would changed the world for the better.
Gregethina Jr.: Did you hear that new goofy song by Crispy Christ?
Gregethina Jr. the second: Yea I love ‘If I was a dickhead’ !!!