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Strumpet Crumpet A hottie and great in bed
That Strumpet Crumpet is hot and sexy
1. Light-hearted joking
2. Lube-less anal sex
Closest synonym: joshin'
Don't get offended, bro. I was just humpin' the crumpet.
I didn't mean to kill your mom - I was humpin' her crumpet and my dick stabbed all the way through.
The thing kids say to be cool instead of saying mother fucker.
You crumpet muffin!
A derogatory term used to describe the British and their obsession with tea and crumpets.
American: "Here comes the Crumpet stuffer!"
The act of finger poppin another mans ass hole with the doors locked and the lights off
Aye! Are you in there toasting the crumpets with another man?
A very pretty girl
That lady we met today is very attractive ~ Serious Crumpet
The beautiful art of making gas as fuck crumpets
That delicious specimen is a new feat of crumpeteering