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v. The eating of anal pubic hairs.
I was captain crunching this bitch last night and he pooped on my face.
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Work-out movement that consists in lifting weights by the sheer power of your cock muscles (the ones located at the base of the penis of course, i know a dick ain't a muscle).
"I increased weight today for my three sets of cock crunches"
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The resultant effect of dingle berries that have not given up their attachment to anus hair and have therefore become dehydrated.
Because of his coarse anal hair, Fred had several attached crunch berries and cried out when he sat down
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1) a corn and oat breakfast cereal invented in 1963 and sold by Quaker Oats. While being delicious, Captain Crunch has been well known for producing minor lacerations to the upper roof of the mouth. Also known as Cap'n Crunch.
2) A popular name for LSD in the 1960s. It was called this because acid was commonly sold on sugar cubes and Captain Crunch cereal in the late 1960s and early 1970s.
1) For breakfast, we ate the delicious Captain Crunch cereal.
2) We took some Captain Crunch and went on a crazy psychedelic trip.
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same as curb stomp
he's going to get the street crunch
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A nerd who cant enjoy online games because he is always freaking out about noobs or campers
Gosh, Simply Eaves is being such a crunch bunny that i dont want to play xbox with him anymore!
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