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When you go on vacation right when your job needs you the most
Texas Senator Ted Cruz went to Cancún when snow storms devastated Texas.
"Work is having a crisis I don't feel like dealing with, so I'm going to take a Ted Cruz."
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Ted Cruz Syndrome (TCS) is a common disorder that affects members of The Republican Party, particularly lawmakers of the United States Congress. Signs and symptoms of the disorder usually include sedition, repeating of Russian propaganda, gas, bloating, rapid weight gain, insulting United States military, chronic denial of the January 6th Insurrection and allegiance to Donald Trump. TCS is a chronic condition with no known cure.
Differential Diagnosis: Cancun Cruz
"My aunt Jackie told me that Uncle Bob was diagnosed with Ted Cruz Syndrome. I wonder if that MAGA hat he kept wearing was a clue."
"Dude you won't shut up about the Insurrection being a big hoax. Are you sure you don't have Ted Cruz Syndrome?"
"That girl I've been dating for the past couple weeks? Well she finally invited me to her apartment. When I walked in the door she had posters of Donald Trump everywhere. I wonder if she has TCS?"
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When you leave your constituents to freeze to death, so you could go on a vacation.
Man I'm so tired of working for the people of this state, Its so cold and there is no power.
Don't worry you just need to "Take a Ted Cruz" to Cancun for a few weeks.
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Chicken farmer from lebanon who likes sugar booties on the side , Knocks on doors to say "Meeeep Meeeep need any gooodies?!"
Me- "Your such a jay cruz armoreda ! "
You- " My sugar booties do not cause acne hoe ! "
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Some kid that goes to CSHS. No girl likes him and he can't seem to get that in his head for some reason.
Person 1: You know Nicolas Cruz!?
Person 2: Yeah, he tried to ask me out, like, what the fuck, doesn't he know, no girl likes him!
Person 1: why can't he get that in his head!?
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A gay fucken fag that no one like dead ass is the gayest nigga ever also he thicc.
thank god im not luis Picazo Cruz
Joselyn Cruz valencia is a social media star. She is very smart, cute, sexy, have brown hair, blue eyes and glasses she recently got.she can be very kind but her feelings can be hurt very easily, she is very loyal, she is very funny! She has so much friends! She is popular too! don’t lose her at all she comes one time in the life time Joselyn can be serious sometimes she even got your back!
Hey Joselyn Cruz valencia, can you be my friend please and can you make a tik tok with me please oh and give me your Snapchat and insta!