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mix drink consisting vodka, tequila, bacardi rum, everclear, gin with sprite or 7up, guaranteed to get you fucked up.
ive been on that liquid crystal all night
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A laboratory-manufactured "designer drug" that causes brief but intense feelings of indifference and ennui. Users describe the sensation as "sort of okay" and "not that great." Meh dealers can be found at Appelbees, Circuit City, and other locations that are kind of alright, but nothing to write home about. Wilmington, Delaware is the crystal meh capital of the East Coast.
The DEA considers crystal meh to be a mediocre threat to public health.
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A spoiled moron who thinks the world revolves around her, the spoiled white girl who complains about not getting broadway tickets when her parents are saving up to buy her a new car.
Friend: why are you mad?
Poor victim: I spoke to crystal today.
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When someone rips ass, the tiny molecules that fill the air that make the area stink. these tiny crystals that cannot be seen by human eye hold the smell of shit
Common jake why the fuck you have to fart now all your shit crystals are floating around the room
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mmm.. clear pepsi drink. Why did they stop making it!!???
(me) hey.. im buying a case of crystal pepsi of ebay!
(person i was talking to).. yeah.. but GIMME SOME!!!
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Crystal star is an unfamous pornstar. Crystal got her start on a video game called runescape, giving her photos out to guys. She became better and better at her craft, and eventually took her photos to websites across the internet. you can usually find one of crystal's picture's by googling porn and just going to about page 54 of google images.
Person 1: dude...got any good porn? I need something to whack to.
Person 2: ya man ever heard of Crystal Star? just google image "Porn" and you'll find a TON of her pics.
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three or four of the hottest ladies you'll meet if your lucky enough to see them. *Garnet, a thick-thighed square mom. Pearl, a long nosed bird. Amethyst, a sexy ass, big titted, fun mom.
*Ruby &Sapphire. ruby, a real hotty when she is doming her lover. Sapphire, the one who gives garnet her big chest and ruby's wife.
Lars: What are they anyway? Witches or ghosts or something?
Steven: Ugh... They're the Crystal Gems and they save the world and junk.
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