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cucumber hat dog

1. Your soulmate.

2. The perfect bond and connection of two dogs balancing a cucumber on their heads. True inner peace.

Freddy: Yo I think that Freya chick is my cucumber hat dog.
Maya: What the fuck is a cucumber hat dog go the fuck to sleep.

by Dyke on a bike 420 February 11, 2021


Cucumbers per second

Measurement of speed equal to kmh.

1 cucumber per second(cps) is about 28 cm per second. This is 100.000cm per hour. Which is equal to 1 kmh

Dude I was in such a hurry yesterday that I went 150 cucumbers per second on the highway !

by RedWolve September 18, 2019

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carving veins in cucumbers

Type of art practiced by homosexuals suffering from erectile disfunction.

ou should be at hoe carving veins in cucumbers you fucken pofter!

by de-pube September 25, 2022


Benedict cucumber thighs

A name for a worker who recommends your new favourite alcoholic beverage

Omfg I want to fuck that Benedict Cucumber thighs

by ChunderThunderandWonderthighs July 17, 2016


cat vs cucumber

Used as a representation of what happens when your in the middle of nextflix and chill. The cat's reaction to the cucumber is how a girl would react if a boy just whiped it out.

Tiffany: We were half way through netflix and chill and he whipped it out!

Lauren: No way! (Lol's)
Tiffany: Yeah! I was like a cat vs cucumber!
Katie: But did you get some?
Tiffany: Oviiii, he's so hot.

by Loop bug 961 November 24, 2015


Slap a clam with a cucumber

Slapping da puss with the D.

I slap a clam with a cucumber always.

by Mr.Jabloon May 31, 2017

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cucumber wire boat

General referential slang for cannabis, harvesting and transporting cannabis, the act of purchasing cannabis, the act of smoking cannabis, or even attempts to remember events after being intoxicated by cannabis.

Also, a test of memory.

Origin: The movie "Super High Me" contains a scene in which Doug Benson is given a small memory test- asked to remember and repeat the words "boat" "cucumber" and "wire". Later in the movie Benson comically says "Cucumber wire boat" after purchasing cannabis.

"Can i get a gram of... cucumber wire boat."

"What did you do last weekend?" "Well, cucumber wire boat."

"Woah, wait, what's going on?" "Cucumber wire boat."

by ?0~ August 24, 2008

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