A smirk curtain is slang for a nice mustache. It is a curtain for the smirk.
Hey Dave did you just have a cappuccino? You’ve got some milk froth in your smirk curtain!
When a woman's pubic hair is so long, it creates a cover around her vagina.
I wanted to fuck her, but couldn't make it past her fur curtain.
Me loves to suck on that fur curtain.
A younger man screwing and older woman really hard
My friend is into milfs, he likes smacking the curtains
n. Vaginal lips that are so large and dark they absorb all surrounding light. Similar to a cosmic black hole
I pulled down Teresa's panties and her blackout curtains consumed all surrounding light.
Pleasuring a women with tounge in public
You see that guy in the lounge painting curtains?
A Curtain Lick is when you lick a fat persons vagina till it bleeds
Oh go curtain lick that woman you a$$ hole
When a girl has alot of saggy excess skin on the outside of her vagina
Dude that girl i met last night had mad clam curtains