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A shitty store in San Diego where Justin K. works. He trys to act hard there and make up for his extremely small balls!
Justin K is a fucktard that works at cycle gear.
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A collection of spinners in one area or plowing consecutive spinners in a single streak.
J.C. could not believe his eyes when he got to the club. There was such a serious Spin Cycle in effect, that he thought he was at a laundromat.
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Basically, the cycle that occurs when RMS makes a prediction that Y will happen if we allow X.
* RMS makes claim that Closed X will cause Y, therefore, the FSF will not use Closed X
* People call RMS a nazi, extremist, atheist,mooslin, commie
* Within 5 years, Y happens due to X
* People weep and wail, asking,"How could we not foresee this!!!?!?!ELEVEN~!1"
* Repeat with new version of X
Linux Noob: RMS just said we shouldn't export the AST for gcc! He's such a nazi when it comes to the GPL!!!
Graybeard: What you're seeing is the start of a Stallman Cycle. He makes a prediction, and he's usually correct.
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The twenty-eight day cycle between the release of female eggs, ovulation.
Tyrone kept Jennifer knocked up every time she ovulated because he couldn't stand the sight of a bloody cunt; therefore Jennifer's menstrual cycle was almost non-existent since she bore Tyrone's child yearly. When she started her periods again after each birth, he knocked her up again to minimize the bloody periods.
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What one encounters when shutting his/her eyes after drinking a lot of alcohol or mixing alcohol with pot.
"Holy shit Matt, I can't believe you finished that handle."
Matt: "I'm going through a Spin Cycle, just get me the waste basket."
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Similar to tryke. A uni-cycle involves two females. The first female performs a handstand on a wheel-barrel tire. The second female uses a double ended dildo or other phallic item to "ride" the first female.
Samantha preferred to have Angela change the light bulbs why they uni-cycled in the garage.
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The graphable curve by which men can measure the frequency with which they receive blowjobs over the lifetime of a relationship.
If x=days spent in relationship and y=number of blowjobs-per-month, then as x increases, y decreases. The curve usually looks like the positive side of a hyperbolic graph, starting with y being very high and eventually reaching somewhere between 0 and 1, actually hitting zero if the relationship is in the marriage phase.
Dude 1: I used to get a lot of blowjobs, but they tapered off and eventually stopped happening. The standard cycle.
Dude 2: My standard cycle is a straight line that never goes above one.
Dude 1: Your wife sucks.
Dude 2: No, she doesn't, and that's the problem.
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