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When smoking a joint, one standard toke is taken before then inhaling the smoke from the lit end of the joint.
(Originated from Banchory, Scotland)
Junkie : Hey man go do a darth maul toke
Junkie 2: What's the hell is a darth maul toke??
Junkie: Its when you toke the joint then toke the lit end without touching it
Junkie 2: Ohhhh shit like darth mauls lightsaber I get it
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A term used to describe the head of one's penis
Dude, stop poking your Darth Vader Cap and lets go
The act of a step-father telling his child for the first time that he is not indeed the child's real father.
Father: Son, I have to tell you something.
Child: Yes?
Father: I am not your real dad. Your mom slept around in school and forced me to do a reverse Darth Vader. I'm sorry son.
Child: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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Another delightful twist on the original houdini, to perform the Houdini Darth Vader correctly you should be breathing heavily in the ladies ear as though you have a respiratory condition. Upon reaching climax, spit on her back, when she turns around shoot your load in her face and shout 'I AM YOUR FATHER' to which she should reply, 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'
"Whoa Steve, your mum really freaked out when I Houdini Darth Vader'ed her last night."
"But if your her father, does that mean we're related???"
"I certainly hope not Millom boy!"
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A vampire-penguin that sits on the U.S. Spreme Court.
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Darth Real Life (usually shortened to DRL) is a term most often used in the Star Wars fandom.
In a homage to the title of a Sith Lord (Darth), this term is used to describe real life events that has kept an author or other member away from fandom.
"I'm sorry I haven't reviewed the last two chapters, but DRL is wreaking havoc at home."
"Darth Real Life is currently doing his best to keep me away from fandom this month..."
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Slang for the head of your penis. If you remove Darth Vader's helmet, then you are masturbating. If you find a place to put Darth Vader's helmet then you are having sex regularly.
- So what did you get up to last night then Steve?
- I removed Darth's Helmet
- Oh. So you were on your own then.
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