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A man poops into a woman's gaping asshole, and she holds it all in. The man then has sex with the woman in her pussy. Right before he orgasms he pulls out, and punches her in the stomach as hard as he can, forcing her to re-poop his poop. As the turd comes out he cums on it.
Duke just got out of jail and that chick he's dancing with better watch out or she'll meet Little Debbie's repeat offender.
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A quick comeback in an argument.
Person : eat my shorts
You: Lick my loafers, Debbie
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we all know what this means....
Girl:Mom, dad, i’m gay. i have a gf
Parents: Ok...does she make you Debby Ryan?
Girl: ????
When a significantly overweight man with significantly overgrown eyebrows proceeds to sandwich two Honey Buns between a crevice and proceeds to fornicate with the aforementioned glazed pastries until climax.
Person 1: “Have you guys seen Sergio recently? I haven’t seen him in a few months.”
Person 2: “Yeah. We haven’t seen him either. Last I heard, he was caught by the Mrs. fucking a Little Debbie Honey Bussy.”
1. a baked, highly fattening cake made by the Little Debbie company
2. When you hit somebody in the balls with a hockey stick of any kind, but preferably a plastic toy hockey stick for the addition of hilarity.
When Jeff wasn't looking, I snuck up with my plastic stick and gave him a Little Debbie Snack Cake that he won't soon forget.
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The act of taking a big old duma-rama!
Wooo I shouldn't have eaten that chinese food! I gotta make a little debbie deposit!
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After exhausting all other sexual adventures. You convince your girl to let you give her a dirty Sanchez and then you try to throat fuck the mustache off of her.It helps if she is a big girl with no morals or self esteem!
Dude my chick is a freak and will do anything.
anything? will she let you give her a Big Debbie Hot Pocket?
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