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Something braindead retards and boomers created because they don't want to admit that their generation fucked up the earth for the rest of humanity. They tend to lack any evidence possible and believe the 3% of scientists. Their brains have been deformed and intoxicated from all the co2 they have ingested, when asked to give evidence they will shout, bring lumps of coal to parliament and down gasoline. Reasons for being a climate change denier include, being lazy, greedy ass fat fucks in their mansions and refusing to admit their mistakes despite the clear evidence to support that this is a real and serious issue.
dumbass: Climate change is crap! because I'm too lazy and too stupid to see reason.
intelligent person: Ok boomer
climate change denial in practice
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If you say this entire phrase out loud, either you are a nobody, because nobody ever says the entire phrase, or you are explaining DDoS to a n00b.
See DDoS and Make Love Not Spam for examples.
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When a skid talks about people and calls them skids when they are just ignoring the fact that they are just as grungy. Also, a person who calls themselves a nonconformist when they are just given themselves a different name with the same definition.
Paul: "Bryan is such a skid, look at his greasy hair."
Eric: "Dude, your hair is greasy as fuck too. You're in total skid denial."
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When someone says how stupid the movie paranormal activity is when you know it scared the shit out of them.
Guy 1: Holy crap that movie was scary!
Guy 2: Dude that movie was stupid. *I sure hope no one can smell the shit in my pants*
Guy 1: *hes got paranormal activity denial bad, i can smell the shit from here*
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when someone who is considered to be socially inept by ones peers, co workers, and or family refuses to admit the reality that they are disliked by everyone around them.
guy1: dude i hate to tell you this but nobody sits with you at lunch cause you insist on always talking about crappy japan anime.
looser: Whatever they love it when i show them my anime drawings, showes, laptop blah blah blah....
guy1:dude your in looser denial.
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Where a girl is being railed by 3 guys at once and they all cum in sequence, and she can't clean up all of it and gets pregnant.
Yeah me and my guys were railing this girl last night, gave her a Dedicated Denial of Service, shit was lit bro.
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The state of being so strongly attracted to Lumberjacks as to render the person's psyche incapable of dealing with said attraction.
Key symptoms include, but are not limited to: vehemently denying the raw manliness of chewing tobacco, jerked beef and facial hair; opposition to cutting things down, inability to recognize brilliant singing, and a feigned disdain for pictures of people eating fish.
When caught early, treatment is possible and consists of housewifery in large doses.
My friend was being a douche so I beat him on the head with a sign bearing the words "Lumberjack Denial Syndrome".
14% of the people in New Mexico have Lumberjack Denial Syndrome.
My sister had Lumberjack Denial Syndrome.
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