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Denver Health Handshake

The fingering of a patients anus to assess for rectal muscle tone in a trauma patient. Often used excessively.

Joey, we have an incoming sprained ankle patient. Can you give him the Denver Health Handshake?

by Bright_Barty May 10, 2022


Denver chili bowl

An involuntary circumstance involving glorified Super Bowl hype and ingesting 3 times more chili than a family of 5.
This usually results in monday morning office shit so stinky that your coworkers voluntarily move offices to get away from the bathroom 67 feet down the hall.

Also, may or may not involve John Elway and his huge collection of beaver pelts.

In the name of J.C, Phil's Denver Chili Bowl just creeped into the itchiest part of my brain.

by Magnus Corelian February 10, 2007

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Denver International Airport

DIA. The gargantuan international airport serving Denver, Colorado (DEN) located on the plains east of the city and nowhere near the city center of Denver. Its location is so remote and so far from Denver itself that it seems to be halfway to the Kansas border. Taxing on the runway to/from the terminal itself takes forever and seems to take like an hour. Right after you takeoff (depending on the direction), you can look down and see numerous cattle ranches in the area. To get just about anywhere in the metro area is a long drive due to of its remote location.

The airport covers some 60 or 70-square miles or so and is the largest airport in the country. It is so large that it is larger than Chicago Oโ€™Hare, Dallas Forth Worth and Atlanta/Hartsfield combined. The current facility was built to replace the aged Denver Stapleton Airport in 1995 or so that was much closer to the city center.

The central terminal is known for its white, fabric roof reminiscent of the white-capped Rocky Mountains or the โ€œteepeesโ€ of the Native Americans who inhabited the area, depending on who you ask. Being inside makes you feel as though you are in a giant tent. The clean and spacious central terminal has the TSA screening booths, numerous car rental agencies, restaurants and the enormous baggage claim on the bottom level. The airportโ€™s layout is similar to Atlantaโ€™s. There are 3 concourses separated by some three-quarters of a mile or so and connected by an underground train. Frontier Airlines is closest to the main terminal while United is further out at Concourse 3.

DIA is the 2nd largest hub for United Airlines and is the only hub for smaller, classier and low-cast carrier, Frontier Airlines.

Denver International Airport is a nice airport, but dam is it big and remote.

by krock1dk@yahoo.com March 29, 2008

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denver dog roll

This term has a couple possibilities one is when you tongue punch your dogs bartbox another is when you and your partner do it in a pile of dog crap

Mike did a Denver dog roll

by Dirty Mike in the muffs August 20, 2017

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Denver velvet necktie

The act of jerking someone off using one's neck.

Jenny had to wear a scarf to hide the fact that she had given Chandler a Denver velvet necktie.

by Vicer Exciser November 2, 2011

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University of Colorado at Denver

Urban School in Downtown Denver located on the Platt River. The school is part of a triumverate of two other schools on the same campus, Metro State and the Community College of Denver. The school (student body) is under a spell of selective mutism and the professors are home grown indoctrines. Class is like sitting with some hillbilly tokers(mainly professors) who talk about the antigoverment and the confederate flag all day. The girls here are all maried, usually from freshman year and the guy selection is like some banana picking brazilian dudes, no class no brains. Predominant minorities of the school include zeebs, gangster blacks, transvestites, and kids who wish they got excepted to CU Boulder.

"Im sure these outkasts just need a little help. " "Like a magic bullet." "University of Colorado at Denver, Push it a long, Push it Along, Push it Along"

by Matties Little Ass August 31, 2007

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Dirty Ruff Denver

A Dirty Ruff Denver is preformed when a girl with the name Denver and a guy with the name Daniel have anal sex. The Daniel then proceeds to tie Denver to the bed post and suck her nipples. After this, they proceed to normal intercourse until both have reached their pleasure.

Person 1: Hey, Denver looked tired. Know why?

Daniel: Yeah! Me and her did a Dirty Ruff Denver last night! It was great!

by LustrosWetCotton May 11, 2020

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