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1. What you use to respond to an idiotic question when "*head to desk*" or "*facepalm*" just isn't strong enough.
2. What you say when you've done something dumb when you were tired/inattentive/drunk.
3. What you do whenever Sarah Palin appears on the telly.
Mouthbreather Martin: "Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?"
Awesome Amanda: "*head to the motherfucking desk!*"
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when one male performs passionate, unforgettable fellatio on another male. Males tend to be in a complete bromance.
Generally used for stress relief.
Bro 1: Dude, I've been doing this paper allll day and it's killing me.
Bro 2: Dude, I know exactly what you need.
(Bro 2 pulls down Bro 1's pants and performs oral)
Bro 1: Brooooo thanks for the bro-desk dome, that was perfect.
Bro 2: We straight bruh, we straight. :DDD
when you are getting mad headshot on your Valorant match, and your she give you sloppy toppy under your mega over powered gaming setup.
Brooo, Sarah gave me under the desk treatment last night on stream!
A: A person who works at an information desk; a receptionist, a helpdesk person.
B: A heavily misused emoji.
A: Joey is an information desk person.
B: This is not a 'bitch please' emoji. It's an information desk person!
To drop a deuce (a shit) in the desk drawer of a co-worker; generally driven by hatred or distain. Preferably, one is left in the upper right hand drawer for a right-handed person, or upper left hand drawer for a left-handed person, or just go freestyle, you do you.
I hate my co-worker Dick so much, that I am going to leave an angry desk deuce in his drawer after he leaves for the weekend! Happy Monday morning DICK!
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When you gently place your head on the desk because you cant be asked to listen in your computing class but your teacher screams HEAD OFF THE DESK!
Excuse Me! Head Off The Desk Now!
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Tiny desk Engineer is evolution in Engineering and perfect companion for all situations
The ultimate device for your team, especially when your Engineer is lazy and unable to do his duty.
Tiny desk Engineer can be placed everywhere: In your bathroom, in your kitchen or on your desk.
Extremely useful and expensive.
Tiny desk engineer: -Yeeee haaaaw
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