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When you either get an instant feeling of diarrhea and cannot make it to the rest room in time or diarrhea starts spewing from your butt hole at any given point in time.
Ryan didn't get any on his first date when he had surprise diarrhea.
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The act of evacuating ones self in an explosive manner.
Jim had the beefaroni at Ryan's Steakhouse and had a case of Exploding Diarrhea.
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The act of saying something completely inappropriate unintentionally. This is for scenarios where it is greater than mild word vomit and happens with more information that has somehow fallen out of your mouth.
Girl 1: I don't know why Jordan has been acting so weird. It's probably because he loves me and is feeling embarrassed about it.
Girl 2: It's because he slept with me. And he thinks you're crazy. And annoying. And he is scared that you will like, kill him if he says anything. And he's been cheating on you with practically everyone we know, for like 2 years. Oh crap, I didn't mean to tell you any of that. I just had mouth diarrhea.
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A Haiku to Poo
Thunder from within
Legs Shaking, Pants down, Anus spillz
Fuck, my hole is RAW
Johnny- I think I just peed out of my butt
Leela-Sounds about right!
Explosive Diarrhea
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A situation where your semi-mexican friend has bragged too much about 'nothing being to hot for me' and has to prove it one night when eating wings.
Tony V. ate some hot-wings so blistering that when the explosvie diarrhea consumed him at 2am he screamed from his anus bursting into flames.
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the punch line of an insult used in northern New Jersey during the 60's and 70's. made no sense then, makes no sense now, but still kind of funny.
carly: man, you think you're hot shit in a wine glass, but you're just cold diarrhea in a paper cup.
farley: that's so funny i forgot to laugh!
charlie: you're both about as funny as a cigarette machine in a cancer ward.
carly and farley: huh?
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A condition when you shit so hard that your ass is litteraly ripping. Usually followed by loud gasping sounds and/or foul language. May be caused by too much tequilla, hot peppers, and cottage cheese in combination.
Man Brian Murphy had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom last week and I still can't go in there even to shower.
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