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The Inevitable unwanted erection that occurs approximately 23 seconds before your stop on the bus/train, and causes you to walk off bent double
Also travel fat,traveller's marrow
No, i'm not carrying a gun. I'm afraid that its just an acute case of diesel dick.
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Vin Diesel challenged everyone in the sub-continent of India to an arm-wrestling match. After humiliating that nation's finest arm wrestling warriors, an Indian holy man placed a curse on Vin Diesel, which is why he doesn't have a single hair on his body. But when Vin Diesel saved India from a tsunami by delivering a stand-up routine so hilarious the tsunami shook apart with laughter, the holy man rewarded Vin with the secret of morphing into an alpaca, and the secret of cooking the perfect turducken. It is from Vin Diesel's personal kitchen that John Madden purchases his annual turducken.
Vin Diesel was, unbeknowest to even the director, the main character of Saving Private Ryan.
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An alternative to religion.
All praises be to Vin Diesel!
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A piece of shit car that is worth nothing that has shitty paint usually in bright colors with a set of huge wheels and a crappy stereo that rattles the trunk. Almost always will they be built from late 70s early 80s turd chevy cars, or GM products.
Look at that nigger diesel, it has more ground clearance that my 4x4 truck!
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A genetic strain of Marijuana, bred (or popularised by) a great man named Soma. Its identifying traits are bright, light green buds, highly resinous and somewhat dense buds, absolutely drenched with trichomes (crystals), and the most pungent smell ever. Tastes like candy too. I just wish it wasn't so expensive. Cant wait for the next Uberstrain!
After two bong loads of the diesel, I ate the whole fucking thing."
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Word used largely in Eastern Tennessee to describe a man's large penis. Also can be used in the shorter form diesel, to describe a really outstanding or "cool" individual. However word is not interchangable with cool/nice etc. It is specifically used for a certain way of acting.
Individuals referred to as Diesel usually have the following traits:
1. crudely humored.
2. Usually Pyschically Large (and in charge)
3. Open mind to their own ideas.
4. When ever possible will express dominance on weaker people.
5. May drive a cadillac, BMW, Chrysler, Landrover, or Peugot (in europe only)
6. Often will enjoy fanship of contact sports
7. When asked his interest will repond as follows: A good meal and a hot woman.
"Hey Diesel Whats up?"
"Thats Big diesel over there"
"Oh Diesel do it harder"
"Hey Diesel"
"Yes my name is Diesel, but you can call me Daniel or what ever"
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Commonly found all over New York City (particularly in the Brighton area of Brooklyn), diesel russians are Russian-American immigrants who came to America when they were between the ages of one and ten (typically), somewhere during the surge of Russian migration to America.
Diesel russians are a strange breed, for they have been raised on both the clannish, elitist, narrowminded ideals of the Russian culture and the greedy, shallow, expansionist ideals of the American culture- thus, their own ideals have a decidedly isolationist and materialistic bent. They are stereotypically unaccepting of most other groups, although few are explicitly unkind or malicious towards other groups. Sticking to their own, they mainly care about money, nice cars and homes, and their appearances. Most diesel russians smoke cigarettes (and most diesel russian females can be found chain-smoking every hour on the hour). They enjoy cruising around in their cars and dancing at clubs that play dance, trance, house and techno music.
A typical diesel russian male has a lot of gel in his hair (which may be spiked) and is adorned in anything from a wifebeater to designer clothing to the latest hip hop-oriented wear(and fine jewelry). They usually excersize at a gym and enjoy showing off their biceps or sixpack. They enjoy and take pride in their appearance, grooming themselves sometimes to excess. Their accents are usually more Russian than American.
A typical diesel russian female is very tanned and has long, fake, manicured nails that just border on tacky. Her hair is either dyed blonde, frosted with blonde highlights, or set in a style of stiff, gelled curls. She wears skimpy, trendy clothing in bright colors. In the winter, it is not uncommon to see her wearing Ugg boots. You can usually find her chain-smoking and yapping into the latest version of a cell phone. Her accent is a mix between a Brooklyn and a Russian accent.
They usually speak in a mixture of Russian and English (and usually do a spectacular job of messing up the latter language).
You can say that diesel russians are a mixture of metrosexuals and scenesters, with a bit of old-skool, Old World Russia tossed in.
"Did you see those Diesel Russians over there? The girls were all chatting about inconsequential drivel while the guys compared the sizes of their biceps. Scoff."
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