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A diet that advocating eating basically whatever the hell you want as long as it's low in carbs. Supposedly helps you lose weight.
"Hey I saw your mom at Denny's today eating a plate of 10 eggs scrambled with extra cheese, 30 strips of bacon, and a large glass of half and half. Must have blown half her paycheck on that one."
"Shut up man. She's on the Atkins diet. She's already lost 10 pounds."
"What's that put her at, deuce and a half."
"Close, she's about 280 nowadays."
"That's a HUGE bitch!"
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The spent weed left behind after bing vaporized by a vaporizer. Low level of THC after being vaporized. See vaporizer definition.
Can be rolled into mild cigarettes that are smooth mild and taste nutty.
This diet weed looks toasted but still gets me high.
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A really, really good beverage, and not only for women on diets.
"Can I have a diet coke?" said the woman who was not even overweight. It just goes to show you that Diet Coke is for everyone!
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Someone spewing hot air that they're going to beat someone up, but, in reality, they have no intention of following through.
Jessica, my neighbor, yelled in the parking lot that she was going to kick my a**, but she didn't have the guts to knock on my door.
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the routine used by Taylor Lautner to bulk up 30 lbs of muscle for his role in New Moon
According to Taylor, ""I was in the gym five days a week, two hours a day,"
"At one point, I was going seven days straight. I had put on a lot of weight, and then I started losing it drastically, so I was worried. It turned out I was overworking myself," he said. "My trainer told me that I couldn't break a sweat, because I was burning more calories than I was putting on."
“I’d wake up and my trainer would be like, ‘You need to have six egg whites, bacon, and toast. It became a lot. That was the hardest part, especially putting something in my mouth every two hours. At one point, my trainer was literally like, ‘Put anything in your mouth! Go to McDonald’s. Get the biggest shake possible. I just need get calories in you!’ Because my body fat at that time was only 7 ½ percent.”
Yo man I wanna get ripped.
Yeah man, follow the twilight diet!!!
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The act of ejaculating in someone elses mouth, thus giving them an ample serving of protein.
Dude, after she was done blowin me last night I put that bitch on a protein diet.
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The weight loss someone experiences after binging on multiple AP classes. Usually caused by just eating Top Ramen, Kraft Macaroni, or more commonly, nothing between cram sessions for classes.
Girl 1: Damn girl!! You be looking skinny today!!
Girl 2: Thanks, I've lost 50 pounds since Euro last yr!
Girl 1: Oh? AP diet?
Girl 2: Yup, this yr I'm taking 5, so there goes another 60 pounds!
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