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a no life pedo who has an OCD in abusing his powers
Day in the life of a discord mod
5am: get dressed
6am: open discord
10am: go outside
10:01am: review suggestions
3pm: breakfast
5pm: exercise
5:01pm: check on the server
4:55am: bed
meanwhile:
boy and e-girl: *joins*
mod: *bans boy in 0.00000000001 seconds*
mod: *automatically gives the 'DMs open' role*
mod: be gf or ban
gf: ok
mod: where do you live? what is yor name? how old?
person: *posts memes in general*
mod: say goodbye (?mute @person#1337 5d L bozo)
22 years later
Guinness World Record: Most people banned in Discord in a lifetime - 74637281746732847 - goes to Mod#420 (1996-2069)
Guinness World Record: Most girls dated in discord in a lifetime - 758345745738549323893 - goes to Mod#420
How to get into a Discord Mod's Account
You can't.
usually, a discord mod is pretty fat and overweighted. a real discord mod likes to date 12 year old girls and he likes to ban innocent people
beluga: yo lester, wanna hear a joke?
discord mod named lester: Rule 69: no jokes/memes in general
beluga: *tells the joke anyways*
*beluga was banned*
a bitch over ever niggah peice. a whore
A females that’s on discord, and entertain niggas in discord , but won’t keep that same energy irl
yo that girl really a discord bitch. word
A fighting game with a concurrent player base so small that the in-game matchmaking system is unable to find a match even after 5-15 minutes of waiting. Hardcore fans of the game would then use Discord to find matches as a last ditch effort to keep the game alive.
"Why can't I find a match on Nick Brawl? Is online dead?"
"Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl is not a dead game, it's a Discord Fighter. Just find matches on the official NASB Discord!"
"Discord Fighters are dead games lol, go save your $50 and play Multiversus instead."
An event where a group of friends no longer hang out in a singular discord server and split into smaller servers. The cause of this phenomenon is usually the result of two friends having an altercation and the rest of the friends picking sides and joining the server of one friend over the other
Chad had a fight with Mark. Chad is the cause for the discord divide and now we all hang out in Mark's discord server
A culture
no one understands why only discorders understand these memes, even though they have nothing to do with discord
a true test of how discord central a person is
yo, I think I'm being kicked from the school, I downloaded some Discord Memes and the school wont understand
A supposed female user, (although most likely a 50 year old man), of the social platform Discord. Often known to say Uwu, these kittens are predominantly aquainted with notorious discord user Kirro, otherwise known as Callum Gee.
Hey! Did you see that Kirro has a new discord kitten? Odds on hes a fat bloke?
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