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A fighting game with a concurrent player base so small that the in-game matchmaking system is unable to find a match even after 5-15 minutes of waiting. Hardcore fans of the game would then use Discord to find matches as a last ditch effort to keep the game alive.
"Why can't I find a match on Nick Brawl? Is online dead?"
"Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl is not a dead game, it's a Discord Fighter. Just find matches on the official NASB Discord!"
"Discord Fighters are dead games lol, go save your $50 and play Multiversus instead."
a fatass that bans people who post memes in general
discord moderator: you are banned for breaking rule 4 that is posting memes in general
me: wtf. you can't ban me fatass
A complete and utter dickwad who gets off on exerting power in an online community while simultaneously neglecting any semblance of a real social life.
Did you hear how Dave banned Janet from the Discord server just for saying she didn't like pineapple on pizza? What a fucking Discord Moderator.
a no life pedo who has an OCD in abusing his powers
Day in the life of a discord mod
5am: get dressed
6am: open discord
10am: go outside
10:01am: review suggestions
3pm: breakfast
5pm: exercise
5:01pm: check on the server
4:55am: bed
meanwhile:
boy and e-girl: *joins*
mod: *bans boy in 0.00000000001 seconds*
mod: *automatically gives the 'DMs open' role*
mod: be gf or ban
gf: ok
mod: where do you live? what is yor name? how old?
person: *posts memes in general*
mod: say goodbye (?mute @person#1337 5d L bozo)
22 years later
Guinness World Record: Most people banned in Discord in a lifetime - 74637281746732847 - goes to Mod#420 (1996-2069)
Guinness World Record: Most girls dated in discord in a lifetime - 758345745738549323893 - goes to Mod#420
How to get into a Discord Mod's Account
You can't.
usually, a discord mod is pretty fat and overweighted. a real discord mod likes to date 12 year old girls and he likes to ban innocent people
beluga: yo lester, wanna hear a joke?
discord mod named lester: Rule 69: no jokes/memes in general
beluga: *tells the joke anyways*
*beluga was banned*
a bitch over ever niggah peice. a whore
A females that’s on discord, and entertain niggas in discord , but won’t keep that same energy irl
yo that girl really a discord bitch. word
Discord packing is known to roast people like obliterate destroy make them WWII Hiroshima!!!
Discord packing is too insult one of another
" Ex You shower with an brick dumbass!"
Alex: Your in that discord packing call?
Jayden: Yeah they be flaming blazing their asses!