a bitch over ever niggah peice. a whore
A females that’s on discord, and entertain niggas in discord , but won’t keep that same energy irl
yo that girl really a discord bitch. word
a no life pedo who has an OCD in abusing his powers
Day in the life of a discord mod
5am: get dressed
6am: open discord
10am: go outside
10:01am: review suggestions
3pm: breakfast
5pm: exercise
5:01pm: check on the server
4:55am: bed
meanwhile:
boy and e-girl: *joins*
mod: *bans boy in 0.00000000001 seconds*
mod: *automatically gives the 'DMs open' role*
mod: be gf or ban
gf: ok
mod: where do you live? what is yor name? how old?
person: *posts memes in general*
mod: say goodbye (?mute @person#1337 5d L bozo)
22 years later
Guinness World Record: Most people banned in Discord in a lifetime - 74637281746732847 - goes to Mod#420 (1996-2069)
Guinness World Record: Most girls dated in discord in a lifetime - 758345745738549323893 - goes to Mod#420
How to get into a Discord Mod's Account
You can't.
usually, a discord mod is pretty fat and overweighted. a real discord mod likes to date 12 year old girls and he likes to ban innocent people
beluga: yo lester, wanna hear a joke?
discord mod named lester: Rule 69: no jokes/memes in general
beluga: *tells the joke anyways*
*beluga was banned*
A Discord Nation is a Discord server that represents itself as a community with a form of government. This can be manifested with the usage of elections, a certain type of restrictions, or even channels such as "general" being called "main square", which could vary depending on the nation.
There are many Discord Nations around on Discord, the most prominent one is the USSR, yet, the European Union is also gaining influence.
A fighting game with a concurrent player base so small that the in-game matchmaking system is unable to find a match even after 5-15 minutes of waiting. Hardcore fans of the game would then use Discord to find matches as a last ditch effort to keep the game alive.
"Why can't I find a match on Nick Brawl? Is online dead?"
"Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl is not a dead game, it's a Discord Fighter. Just find matches on the official NASB Discord!"
"Discord Fighters are dead games lol, go save your $50 and play Multiversus instead."
a fatass that bans people who post memes in general
discord moderator: you are banned for breaking rule 4 that is posting memes in general
me: wtf. you can't ban me fatass
A complete and utter dickwad who gets off on exerting power in an online community while simultaneously neglecting any semblance of a real social life.
Did you hear how Dave banned Janet from the Discord server just for saying she didn't like pineapple on pizza? What a fucking Discord Moderator.