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Autistic discount

The discounts and rewards you get to take advantage of because you need to read the menu ahead and see pictures to make your decision and you hate speaking to people more than necessary so you exclusively order food through mobile apps.

How do you always have rewards and gift cards for every restaurant we go to? "I get the autistic discount."

by Freckle Newt February 18, 2025


Discount Digger

A person who dates someone just because they work at his or her favorite store to take advantage of their employee discount.

Skater 1: "You hear Jen just got a job a Zumiez?"
Skater 2: "Awh shit, i need new trucks. Is she still single? I think I have her number around here somewhere..."
Skater 1: "Dude! You're such a Discount Digger!"

Girl 1: "What are you doing?"
Girl 2: "Getting ready for my date with John!"
Girl 1: "I thought you hated John?"
Girl 2: "Yeah... well... He got a job at Macy's, so..."
Girl 1: "You Discount Digger whore!"

by DangerFinger March 06, 2015


discount knowledge

Education obtained at a community college, trade school, vocational college, or junior college.

As heard in the Rodney Atkins song "These Are My People":

"Got some discount knowledge at the junior college where we majored in beer and girls"

Four years of college wasn't for us, so we opted for the discount knowledge!

by Pimpala03 April 08, 2009


Saint Mark’s discount

When people who go to church together get to know each other in the biblical sense.

“Oh yeah, they’re hanging out now...he gave him the Saint Mark’s discount behind Tavern last weekend.”

by January 05, 2021


discount tag

An alternative to tramp stamp, indicating the body with the tattoo affixed to the skin above the ass-crack does not require a great deal of investment.

The family planning aisle needs better discounts but check out the discount tag on that skank!

by John Elson December 21, 2018


Homie discount

Yeah they yah homie but you gotta make a living too, bussiness is bussiness.. there is no homie discount.

"Aye I'm yah boy, lemme get the homie discount."
"The homie discount is me allowing you to enjoy my bussiness/product without issue."

by YourLocalTattooArtist April 20, 2025


Craft store discount

When a person ejaculates onto another and then dumps glitter onto them

He said he wanted a glitter beard, so I gave him a craft store discount

by ohnothatwasntme March 28, 2016