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A "Karen" who drives her kids around town from school to sports practices in her van, her Dodge Karenvan.
I just wish she would get back into her Dodge Karenvan and leave already.
The act of dodging the splash of the toilet water after aggressively dropping a "bomb" of a poop. The poop was likely brought on by a large consumption of food of the greasy, spicy, and/or protein rich variety (or just gluten?). The use of this technique applies to the home or public facilities, but especially porta-potties in an attempt to avoid the "blue burn".
(P1) "Man I had the worst case of blue burn from crapping in a porta-potty the other day" ... (P2) "Dude ... just drop and dodge ... you get extra time delay in a porta-potty".
Occurs when two people are walking toward each other in the same path in a crowded area or narrow hallway but with enough room for each person to slightly walk past each other. Both parties try to avoid walking into one another by getting out of each other's path, but instead, while walking towards each other, dodge into each other's path at the same time, resulting in confusion, frustration, and sometimes laughter.
Two men who do not know each other walking towards each other down the magazine section of the supermarket
Tom:What are you doing?
Jacob(in an urkel voice): Quit dodging the mirror sir! It's not funny! Everyone is watching.
Tom and Jacob both together:Arrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!
......then they both laugh and drink a beer afterwards.....
A technique used by Arab/Hispanic children to protect themselves from a brutal punishment.
Christian kid: "How do you protect yourself from your parents' brutal punishments"
Hispanic/Arab kid: "Have you heard of sandal dodging?"
When one leaves the party earlier than expected, or falls asleep due to excessive consumption of alcohol & drugs. Where a friend leaves a Party of friend's due to his/her own stupidity or a chance of a legover. Where one will be punished by the masses until the dodging is done.
Me: 'i cant believe that Pheonix has gone back to his tent'
Pad: 'oh no Pheonix has done the dodge!
Crowd: (chanting to the mellow beats of the bongo drum)'PHEONIX HAS DONE THE DODGE! PHEONIX HAS DONE THE DODGE!(repeated many times until the culprit emerges from his pit)'
Me: 'Where has Pad gone?'
Becca: 'he has done the dodge to the DEATH HOUSE'
Me; 'the dodgy fucker'
A mid-sized family car made by Dodge from 1995 to 2006. The car was redesigned in 2001. It was a badge-engineered version of the Chrysler Cirrus and Plymouth Breeze (which began in 1996) in its first generation. The three were known as The Cloud Cars. It was a badge-engineered version of the Chrysler Sebring in its second generation. In other words, it was the same as these cars but with a Dodge logo. Nothing fancy, but a generally reliable car that may have some problems with struts. A common defect on the first generation model was that the hood would start to rust prematurely. The second generation had some issues with the 2.7L. Any Stratus engine has an unusually high-pitched recognizeable sound while running. Overall, an underrated car that gets you where you need to be and should last awhile, despite some quirks.
Why is that Plymouth Breeze so rusty at the end of the hood? -Ahem. Dodge Stratus. Nobody knows. They just do that. -Would you like to buy this Chrysler Sebring sedan from us today? -That's a Dodge Stratus! -Same thing! Shhh, if you make me look like a fool, I won't give you a good deal!
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