Shloinkle Doink

A very fun person to be around.

My friend is a shloinkle doink

doink bond

Alishah’s weird ass (ily)

My name is Bond. Doink Bond.

Lennie doink

Cock slap

Louise was setting her lip up, so I hit her with a Lennie doink

dink doink

My favorite (crypto) coin

"Dink Doink, you're my favorite coin"

Doink a joint

Smoking a joint

I had a hard day so I need to doink a joint

ka-doink, boink

A word/sound you use after someone says something incredibly obvious. Like using the word "duh", only way better. May be followed by a swift slap to the back of the person's, who pointed this obvious statement out, head.
Or sometimes its acceptable to use a face palm.

EX: "Hey, your wearing a green shirt!"
"Uhh Ka-Doink, Boink. Genius."
*swift slap to head* (optional face palm)

Royally Doinked

When a home boy has too many doinks and starts saying irrelavent yet seemingly funny things.

Home boy 1: Yo Jerome, you good dawg?
Home boy 2: Nah boy I'm royally doinked
Home boy 1: whatchu mean
Home boy 2: how the hell they fit a whole watermelon in a can?