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A human female resemblant of a sea cow(aka manatee), but with a face far less smooth or attractive, being more like that of a donkey or other equine familiar. It is a miracle of nature that these women are land-dwelling, rather than living in the ocean, considering the frame-stress resultant of their girth would be far better supported in an aquatic environment.
Damn! Look at that sea donkey eat! Keep her away from children or someone could lose a finger!
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Donkey Flopper is a gigantic musical penis that strikes your earpussy with an erect force that can only be purveyed by a group of inconceivably endowed, sex-crazed, lyrically destructive MCs from Tampa Florida. The group formed in the summer of 2003 with its two founding members J-Willy and Lil Caspa and since have gained many troops to the crew including Big Buda, (the always kosher but never appropriate)Jake da Jew, and most recently the mic demon Master Niblets. Along with the mysterious DJ Dickstamp the group has produced five albums with more filth on the way.
BRO!....Donkey Flopper's new album really came in my ear!
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You are so fucked up that you have no control over your your sensory or motor functions. You can't even speak, only noises are muttered. You walk out of the bar looking like you just got kicked in the face by a donkey. The highest degree of drunkeness possible.
"Man last night I was donkey shlankled off my ass and banged a 400 lb black chick. I have never been that fucked up before."
"Are you going to the bar tonight."
Response: "Hell yeah man I'm gettin Donkey Shlankled wasted."
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First appearing as one of the eight hidden weapons in Worms 2, the concrete donkey is a large donkey cemented in itself that mysteriously falls from the sky from a selected point on the map. It then drills vertically by bounching and destroying the eart beneath it until it falls into the sea. Possibly the most damaging weapon in the series, unlike the disappointing nuclear test, which just sinks the ground a little while playing the French national anthem, and those godawful herds of cows. The sheep bomb is good though.
EE-OOR!
Comp1 is an ex-worm
comp4 is no more
comp3 hit the drink
comp2 is an ex-worm
Team Gumba wins!
Player one advances to the next level.
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1. when you take a crap, and shit enough that it fills the bowl
2. a thick, massive turd the size of a footlong sub, that leaves you feeling like you got dry fucked by a frieght train
"I got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey" Fat bastard
Austin powers II
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When are you going to let me ride your new honkey donkey?
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A term used by military personnel to describe the threaded funnel that attaches to five gallon fuel cans which is long and resembles the shape of said animal.
Hey private make sure that donkey dick is tight so it doesn't leak
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