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douche

1) Any democrat that thinks they really have a chance of winning presidency in this world
2) Complete idiot

Wow, John Kerry is a really big douche...
Yeah... I know...

by dontcareforyou June 24, 2007

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douche

Kanye West

I'ma let you finish, but Kanye West is the biggest douche I've ever met

by kebbsterr November 14, 2010

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Douche

Someone that thinks they are better than you. Usually seen trying to get their name, followed by all their "great" qualities, in the Urban dictionary.

Person: Wow he thinks he's so great, he is such a douche

by Trashist January 12, 2017

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Douche

How people in Hollywood abuse espresso machines.

Can you believe it actors totally get coffee enemas and douche with coffee.

by elvis December 9, 2003

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douche-douche music

Utterly uninteresting repetitive music with a strong base-line listened to by people who have an over-inflated sense of themselves. Often listened to by young men in cars.

Do you want to go to that new club?
Nah, all they play is douche-douche music.

by Screw dog August 5, 2008

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douche

shortened version of douchebag

yo douche bring me a beer while your up

by hazzi February 4, 2003

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douche

A milquetoast, ineffectual idiot. Fuck up.

wipe your friggin' face you douche

by so sayeth the lexicon October 3, 2003

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