Ya but I drank Four Loko last night

An excuse widely excepted in the college world. A way of excusing behavior as totally understandable that would otherwise be considered illegal, embarrassing, self destructing, or weird.

Tony: "Damn it Mike you peed in the refrigerator again."

Mike: "Ya but I drank Four Loko last night."

Tony: "Oh well in that case."

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DRANK SWALLALA

Jason deurlos signature move and something I say when I’m bored

Carlos: let’s listen to Jason deurlo!
Jason: DRANK SWALLALA

Boney Drank

The top level of drunk, above wasted and on par with paralytic, but with the added flair of causing social mayhem, including but not limited to property damage, arrest, hospitalisation, or just general mayhem and fuckery.

Can be shortened to boney

Originated from a company email from a hotel in Budapest describing some staff members on the last night of a project.

What happened to you on the weekend? “I got boney drank”

Man Tom was boney drank last night, we might not see him for a while.

Drank Pilled

/dræŋk-pɪld/

Adjective

You are unable to perceive the world around you normally. Everything has devolved into a combination of drug abuse and internet over indulgence. Your brain is mush and you laugh at simple things whilst not engaging with the real world anymore.

Male 1: I'm so fucking dranked out my %IOE has hit 87 and my parents cut me off for real this time but this post about biden being a qt3.14 got fucking 600 likes

Male 2: Okay so Anthony were going to being upping your dose of Zoloft as this last dose hasn't shown any signs of improvement within your mental state and you are degrading further into delusion.

Male 1: Delusion? I’m a drankaholic. I’m simply drank pilled.

Yank Drank

Taking many hits of Jankem in order to get very high and while high, drinking the remnant shit and piss out of the jar thus increasing your level of high

David: "Bro, you down to do a Yank Drank tonight"

Ishan: " Dude, you know i'm always down for that shit, literally"

David: " Let's get nasty"

Juice wrlds drank

The popular rapper Juice wrld's favorite drank is when he "mix the codeine with the hi c"

Damn bro you making some of that Juice wrlds drank

Crank 'n' Drank

Crank on some Code, Drink alcohol while doing it. Typically for the purpose of furthering a business.

We really need to consolidate the databases. Looking forward to Crank 'n' Drank when we have the time to do it!