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When two or more people compare and argue about who has had a harder life, thinking they somehow can win at being a loser.
Person A: "My dad beat me when I was a kid."
Person B: "At least your dad was around."
Person A: "Dude, this isn't some kind of...drowning contest. We've all had hardships."
When a lucky person gets surrounded by men, women or both and all streams release a golden shower display to rival the Bellagio hotel covering the lucky recipient with warm yellow goodness.
The party was nuts, everyone surrounded R Kelly and gave him a surround and drown.
pissing yourself before you enter the waves. surfing superstition
i am a very superstitios person so everytime that i go surfing i make sure to drown proof myself before entering the waves.
Getting head from a toothless, irritable, aging prostitute
I am drowning the angry troll.
A fore-play position for people that like near death experience during intercourse.
To perform this position you must first start in a 69 position where the male is on the bottom and the female is on the top, you continue this until the female climaxes resulting in her to squirt, making the male to feel as if they are drowning, causing him to fight for air and get up accidentally stabbing the female in the throat until quickly separating.
My wife and I preformed the Drowning Javelin last night and it was very interesting.
To Urinate. Specifically (but not exclusively) in a urinal.
Origin: Certain urinal drains bear an uncanny resemblance to classic comic strip character Ziggy staring up at you. (two beady eye and a giant nose)
If the drain is backed up, or you have a exceptionally robust stream, it is possible to completely submerge the "nose" and therefore "Drown Ziggy"
As nothing good ever happens to Ziggy, it is rather fitting.
"I'll be right back, I need to go Drown Ziggy".
"I drank so much last night that when I took a piss I almost drowned Ziggy."
When students are overwhelmed by their school work and feel as if they are downing in assignments that are due soon.
My roommate is academically drowning, she has three papers due in two days!
My professor for philosophy assigned summaries for five 20-page readings this Tuesday that are due today. I feel like I am academically drowning.