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An individual who attends parties and once drunk starts making friends with the animals or pets at the residence. They will not think twice about saying hello to furry friends.
Did Monica come? Yeah, she's over there with my dog Oreo being a "drunken snow white"
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The nastiest game a couple can play. The winner gets to blast in the mouth of the loser. Players get drunk fast and perform sexual favors for their Lovers. This game is designed to be played on your bed without any game pieces falling out. The game pieces and shot glasses have magnets to hold them on the game board while you bounce around doing sexual favors. You can take the game anywhere because of the durable and stylish metal carrying case.
This game makes you jump in and get to drinking kissing rubbing sucking licking until there is a climatic finish (In The Mouth). You have to suck toes, drink 1or 2 shots, fake orgasm, or just chill, roll the dice to get to the finish. The Drunken Love game board is simple but design to take a couple from 0 to 100 with the first roll of the dice.
Let's play the Drunken Love Game tonight!
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When a woman takes a shot of liquor from an uncircumsized man's foreskin.
Bitch, have a taste of my fucking Drunken Bar Mitzvah
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when the bars let out and all the drunks are headed home in a hurry so they can avoid road blocks
man 1:dude u disappeared last ight around 1:35 am, what happened?
man 2: yeah i left before last call, i was trying to beat drunken rush hour!
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When you try to pet a Blue (or any other type) Parakeet and it tries to bite/peck you. First, the parakeet opens its beak; then, it follows your finger around; and lastly, it lunges for you. This act gets its name from the inebriated appearance of the bird. (swaying from side to side)
Frenchie performs The Dance of The Drunken Parakeet every night for free.
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This occurs during a perfectly drunken night of intercourse between two (or more) nymphomaniacs. All parties are in a drunken haze or dream like state. There proceeds to be a constant battle or power struggle (fun and non-violent) of who maintains dominance on top, resulting in continuous position changes from being on top, to being on bottom until one of the parties submits. These twisting, toppling, turning and tangling motions resemble that of an actual blender.
Party 1: “How do you feel this morning after how amazing last night was?”
Party 2: “Oh I definitely feel great. But I am kind of drained and exhausted. It was a god damn drunken sex blender lol.”