Drunk Dialing

To make a phone call while inebriated. These calls are usually made to former flings, ex-boyfriends or girlfriends, guys or girls that you want to hook up with, etc..and this almost always ends up to be embarassing for the drunk dialer. Good friends will discourage drunk dialing while drunk friends will usually encourage drunk dialing!

Peter: Connie has been drunk dialing me all night and wants me to come hook up with her, but she keeps talking about our future.
Peter's Friend: Isn't she the chick you just met?
Peter: Ya, I mean I'm going to go do her, but after that she's cut.

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Drunk Correction

A correction angle that is factored into one's beer pong shot due to extensive intoxication.

The size and placement of the angle is completely dependent on the level of intoxication of the shooter. It is also an acquired skill that develops over time and is usually non-existent in those that suck at beer pong and/or drinking.

Note that this is similar to the concept of crosswind correction, an airplane piloting technique referring to the correction needed for a crosswind present during landing.

"Wow, Darren has been drinking heavily all day and he's still hitting cups like a champion. He really has great drunk correction."

"Dammit Matt, either start putting in some drunk correction or I'm finding a new partner. I'm carrying this team, asshole."

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time drunk

The experience you get when you've been going without sleep for 18+ hours and everything becomes really funny and you begin acting randomly and nonsensically.

Nic @3:20 a.m.: You know what's funny? Ice cream, cuz it's not made from ice hahahahaha

Stephen @3:21 a.m.: Dude, you time drunk?

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Frank-drunk

As drunk as Frank

Person #1: "How bad was I last night? I can't remember a thing"
Person #2: "You were FRANK-DRUNK."
Person #2: Continues by inserting story of previous night, something along the lines of public urination, passing out in alley ways, screaming at unsuspecting persons, and/or having strange encounters with people one would never meet or see if they were not FRANK-DRUNK

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Drunk Dial

A drunk dial is a communication via telephone (usually through talking but also applies to text messanging) that is somehow embarrassing or absurd. One drunk-dials to emote, excoriate, declare, confide, or proposition, often at a grossly inappropriate hour. The best drunk dials are those whose purpose is to either insult or get back together with an ex.

Noun: "I got his drunk-dial."
Verb: "John made an ass out of himself when he drunk dialed Lauren."

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drunk dialer

Those engage in calling their entire cell phone phonebook once drunk. Conversations usually consist of gibberish and many slurred words.

Take away my cell phone once we start drinking. I'm such a drunk dialer I once called my grandma at 2 am.

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Drunk call

To get completelt shitfaced, and make a call to someone that you later regret, if you remember it.

Man last night i think i made a drunk call to my mom.

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