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Mon shake du lait emmene tous les garcons a mon yard. Bien sur, il est meilleur que le vOtre.
A ridiculous solution for a simple problem.
Comes from the idea of a bridge made of pasta.
Mark: I fixed the slats in my bed with lego!
Angie: Couldn't you have just bought new ones.
Mark: Yes, I could've
Angie: Seems like a Pont du Mac to me
The best (or first) feeling of deja vu for the day.
What a sec! This feels so familiar. This is my deja du jour.
A small valley town in Southwest Wisconsin consisting of hicks, wanna-be thugs and a small population of fake gangstas who love to bitch about how much the Prairie sucks but then beat the piss out of any kids from out of town who talk shit about it, especially the Bloomington kids. The mixture of hicks and wanna-bes make for interesting yet cheap parties where some druggies resort to huffing dust remover and spraypaint.
The girls in Prairie are some of the biggest whores in the Tristate area; they'll fuck any guy not from Prairie High. College kids are a favorite of these hos. These chicks are so full of themselves that they often complain about "those damn immature high school kids", despite the fact that they are all in high school themselves.
Bloomington kid-"Hey faggot from Prairie du Pot, your town blows."
Prairie du Chien kid-"You think I'm soft? Ima bring back 50 Prairie kids and kick your ass. Meet in back of River Ridge."
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The town of Fond du Lac, WI, is midsized at about 42,000 residents. Located at the southern tip of Lake Winnebago, the city is midway between Green Bay and Milwaukee in the Fox River Valley.
Its name French for "Foot of the Lake," Fond du Lac might be better described as "Armpit of the Midwest." The modest, weathered lighthouse (which serves also as the town's symbol) at the town's Lakeside Park stands as a metaphor for the time-worn, antiquated value system that largely drives Fond du Lac's people and politics.
The city's primary news source is The Fond du Lac Reporter, a publication comprising part-time housewives turned reporters and news stories as bland as its readers. With headlines frequently no more intriguing than "It Snowed. A Lot," it is no wonder Fond du Lac's citizens have taken to entertaining themselves with hearty helpings of Bill O'Reilly and liver crushing volumes of alcohol.
At the end of the day, Fond du Lac stands not only as a champion of the mediocre and non-questioning, but also as a haven for rednecks, third rate thugs and nicotine stained bottle blondes. The few acceptions to the FDL rule stand out as brave warriors fighting in a losing battle against crack addled pizza delivery persons, alcoholic schoolteachers and men who choose to wear their No Fear t-shirts tucked in, thank you very much.
So for your next vacation, consider Fond du Lac, WI, where our motto is "Hey, at least we're not Sheboygan."
"Where did you get arrested last night?"
"Fond du Lac."
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an amazing band in Vancouver WA, the band is all hot guys, great indie/rock music.
Hey did you guys go see faire du surf last night?
Yeah they're so indie.
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FUCK in viet. Commonly used in viet homes. Also funny in online games lol.
Viet Boy: Mom can i play maple story for 5 more hours?
Viet Mom: Du ma mai! NO
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