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When a male awaken's before he's spouse, supporting a large erection. decides to penetrate the mrs while she quietly slumbers.
Tom - "Aww man, i woke up this morning supporting a dirty big horn, so i went for an early morning dip!"
Darren - " Nice one, did you give her the Ninja Bukkake treatment too!?"
Mark - "Tom!, you're a sick fucking Gooch Goblin!"
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An educator educated in pedagogy, and child development and play based learning, who also facilitates the development of children. They can work in early years centres, childcares, schools and more. ECES care for and educate children as young as infancy to school age. They can also be known as ECES. They are extremely important and we are not babysitters!
Emma and Jim are early childhood educators. They graduated the diploma at their college and work in the preschool room at the childcare.
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People born from 2007 - 2009 are early 2010s kids and they are the last birth years to grow up playing outside. people stop playing outside in 2015 - 2016
Early 2010s kids are the last generation to play outside
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A program hosted by the Robinson Center for Young Scholars at the University of Washington which accepts 16 7th and 8th graders to enter the UW early. Students must go through an one-year intensive transition school (TS) prior to entering the university. Most Early Entrance Program students thrive in the university environment, contrary to popular stereotypes of entering college early.
More colleges need to adopt early entrance programs on the model of the Early Entrance Program.
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2000-2003/4 (depending on who you ask)
"oh Jimmy was born on January 2001, he was born in the early 2000s"
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The expression "christmas came early" originated in northern New Mexico. In this case, "christmas" refers to the unique combination of both red chile and green chile on your breakfast burrito. The fiery blend has a unique chemical reaction that results in premature bowel movements that are tainted with the fire of the chile. Thus, when one has a BM after consuming a christmas breakfast burrito, christmas is said to have come early.
Ralph: Oh, man! It's only 10:00 am and that loaf I dropped felt like fire!
Ted: Sounds like christmas came early.
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The meaning of the phrase 'Christmas came early' is rather straight forward — that is to depict when something good happens to you unexpectedly, and it feels like Santa brought you an early present.
- she found her cat! Christmas is early this year!