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The excuse that your friend uses to rescue you from a situation where another person has you hemmed up and won't stop talking to you it's a Toshia Kay Emergency.
Me: I need a Toshia Kay Emergency!
Sis: I'm calling you now!
Me: okay
Me: hello
Sis: Can you come to my house? It's an emergency.
a public warning system revolving around the fucking scary ass set of 3 tones you hear followed by a completely robotic text to speech voice or an overhyped radio announcer that is usually completely unintelligible or distorted to the point where it sounds like static. also used for presidential addresses during national emergencies.
“that fucking emergency alert system message last night scared me”
“yeah san diego has been getting tons of them recently”
“why”
“the fuck would i know i’m not the one issuing the alerts”
When you get your date home and realise you don't have any condoms but do have a but plug.
The butt plug is placed in her vagina and you proceed to have anal intercourse.
"I wasn't ready to be a dad, so we did the emergency double decker
A ghosting emergency contact is someone who you will have call your family or formerly close friends that you are ghosting to say “If there is an emergency call me, so I can tell Jon if you have an emergency or if someone has passed away.
Hey, Anna, I’m ghosting my parents, will call them and say call me if y’all have an emergency, so I can tell Jon. He is dating a hot chick and she won’t let him talk to his parents. This is what you a call a ghosting emergency contact
You're in a life threatening situation and you called 911
what's your emergency?
Help, I'm trapped in my car!
Used to descibe an Ass/butt/bum in a sexual context. Named as you should only be sticking it in there if it's an accident or emergency
Herman Dogg: RTJ, did you screw that chick last night?
RTJ Loco: She was on her period so i had to take her up the A & E.
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