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When a man envies a woman because she has a vagina and he does not. Similar to penis envy.
Man, I have some serious vagina envy.
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The feeling that anyone who rags on Kobe feels when talking any form of shit about Kobe Bryant.
Kobe Envist: Kobe is a ball hog.
Saoud: Are you fucking stupid?
Kobe Envist: Well did you know he raped a girl?
Saoud: No he didnt he was proved innocent.
Kobe Envist: Jordan/Lebron is way better then Kobe.
Saoud: Holy Shit you have one of the worst cases of Kobe Envy I have ever seen.
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Something that has never happened, a Windows user being jealous of a Mac user's ownership of a Mac
This conversation could never happen:
I Just bought a Mac
Oh man, I wish I could afford a mac instead of my crappy PC
Hah, Mac Envy
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The feeling which explains why everyone on this site bitches about iPods and iPod users. Also a trendy way to appear untrendy.
Girl: iPods suck!
Boy: Shut the fuck up. You have iPod Envy
Girl: okay
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State of having any other phone than the iPhone.
'Sorry for not contacting you earlier but I am experiencing iPhone envy and every minute spent with my Nokia feels like being trapped in a loveless marriage.'
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Being envious of the size and/or resolution of someone else's computer monitor, television, cell phone, digital camera or handheld video game console screen size.
Dude, I just bought this new 17" with 1024x768 resolution, but I got total screenis envy when I saw the new Apple 30" cinema display with 2560x1600 resolution.
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When you come out of the booth from a private lap dance and you chat to your mate about how it was and hear about all the crazy awesome stuff his stripper did and realise how lame you stripper was = stripper envy.
Maaaaaaate how good was that! she was was all over me her breasts up in my face! I gave her a good motorboating and she was loving it! she couldn't keep her hands out my pants! I've got stripper juice all over my trousers!
Daaamn, all mine did was just dance around a bit and told me off when I grabbed her ass, serious stripper envy!!
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