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An intentional and malicious act taking place in a public restroom. The offender enters a restroom to take a shit in a stall next to an occupied stall or stalls containing an unknown victim or victims. The offender defecates quickly and wipes, but refrains from flushing the fresh feces down the toilet. The foul odor from the shit fills the stall and adjacent stalls, and eventually the entire restroom. The offender must quickly exit the restroom without being seen before the victims, who are still in the act of having a bowel movement, have the opportunity to escape the fumes.
There was a dude in my favorite stall on the first floor so I decided to take an express delivery to show that bitch who's boss.
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An extreme overreaction to a surprise or situation. It can also be seen in a picture titled Dont drop the balloon on funnyjunk.com.
(maury show) Josh you are the father! *Balloon expression*
I had a major balloon expression when I found out bob was gay.
Dont drop the balloon!! *Balloon expression*
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A piece of software that makes the British Postal Service look efficient.
I was going to send an email today, but Outhouse Express deleted them most of my email, moved everything else to it's wanky proprietary folder and forgot my password. It is a steaming piece of shit.
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A racist remark towards Asian people, usually to mock their style of eating with chop sticks and rice bowls.
Person 1: Want to go to the mall?
Person 2: Sure, but I'm going to Panda Express later.
Person 1: WTF dude, are you racist or something?
Person 2: What, I just said I'm going to Panda Express.
Person 1: Look up what Panda Express means before you say that in public.
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When a woman has something cold in her mouth (ie. ice cream, ice chips),while giving oral pleasure to a man.
Big Red received a Polar Express from his wife last night for taking out the trash.
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When a guy puts some mashed potatoes in a plastic bag, puts his cock in the bag, and then proceeds to pound his lady, sticking his mashed potato-covered dick inside her vagina. This prevents conception since the vagina is protected from the cock by not only the plastic bag but the potatoes as well.
It can also be done with toothpaste, whipped cream, or other white airy materials instead of potatoes
Dude 1: Hey I got some potatoes
Dude 2: Tiime for the ol' Snowball Express
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1.) The act of one person screaming at the top of their lungs in a crowd. 2.) The act of a person or group of people doing something odd or gay. 3.) One or more people choosing to behave in a certain form or fashion that does not adhere to socially acceptable codes.
Look at that group using self expression.
This bar is full of drunks and self expression.
Those clothes are full of self expression.
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