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blew eyes

When a person's eyes do not point in the same direction.
(one blew east, one blew west)

Me: You have blew eyes.
Jimbo: Um, no, they're definitely brown.
Me: ......

by wuddupomgomgomgomgFUCK March 15, 2007

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hazel eyes

not brown, this kind of eyes happen because of melanin. if you have concentrations of melanin in eyes they will turn brown. If you lack a little less of melanin they will turn green or hazel. And if you miss melanin real time they will appear blue. The same reason why babies have blue eyes, because melanin haven’t don it’s thing yet. That’s why with some people while aging melanin will get bigger and eyes will turn darker and opposite :)

She have those hazel eyes. Yes, I love how they turn greenish when the sun is out, it really let that lighting in. (just like photo cameras :D)

by Mihichka February 17, 2018

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Eye-brawl

When someone gives you the thousand yard stare with the intent of provoking an argument or fight or to attempt intimidation.

The big dude at the end of the bar keeps eye-brawling me for dancing with that chick. I'm gonna leave out the side door.

by nebsemanym April 27, 2011


Fanny Eyes

When your driving in the dark and every other fucker's headlights are really bright, so you assume they've got their high beams on. Your squinting like a bit of a fanny, so you flash them to switch their high beams off, but they didn't have their high beams on, and then they flash you back with their high beams and you squint like an absolute fanny and nearly crash your car......Fanny Eyes.

I hate driving in the dark with these fucking fanny eyes.

by Herman Pootang December 6, 2018


Penny eyes

When a women checks out a guy with the intent to fuck him. The stare is penetrating

That girl at the bar is giving you the penny eyes

by Mr. Fahrenheit 714562 February 12, 2015


Circus eyes

When you're eyes so bad...
They circus eyes.

"It was easy to hide from James due to his Circus eyes"

by Zealous Champion September 8, 2017


orgasm eyes

when your eyes look like you are having an orgasm. coined by Stewie Griffin in the Family Guy episode "The Blind Side."

Stewie: 1, 2, 3, 4, I'm dancing from my vagina, 1, 2, 3, 4, I'm grinding, I'm grinding. Orgasm eyes, orgasm eyes, and we're done.

by JohnnyLurg January 18, 2012