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Facial Martini

also known as a money shot.
Can be either frozen or on the rocks, depending on the velocity.

After a long night of drinking, I took Debby home for a facial martini... shaken not stirred.

by VooDooPlanksta December 19, 2006


facially disabled

1)Ugly

2) Mauled facially after getting beaten up.

3)Really Really REALLY UGLY!!! Like fugly

"Did you have an accident or were you born facially disabled?"

"Dude did the entire ugly forest fall on you or were you born facially disabled?"

that person was facially disabled to the point of fugly

by Pineapple'D April 14, 2007


facial topiary

Facial topiary is the art of trimming a moustache and other facial hair into fantastic shapes.

Did you see the amazing facial topiary that Alan is doing for Movember this year?

by scruzin November 22, 2010


facial area

1:) Collective of sensory organs otherwise known as face.

"He was talking smack to my facial area."

"I can sense you with my area."

by FaceKiller Deadlips February 04, 2009


Virtual Facial

The act of giving someone a facial over social networks or electronic media, i.e. jizzing on a photo of their face.

Person 1: That new girl in sales sure is hot.
Person 2: Totally, I'm going to look her up on Facebook and give her a virtual facial when I get home.

by Mr Haddock July 17, 2014


facial life

The life with your friends you live on Facebook, as opposed to your social life, where you interact with society.

Although Larry is a bit of a social hermit, he has one heck of a facial life.

by Sherbet Head April 13, 2009


methane facial

Farting directly into someone's face

Jim gave Eric a methane facial

by Pete September 27, 2003