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When you're about to call someone on video chat and you wait till the moment it opens to cum directly onto the webcam, blinding their vision.
So I gave Fred a call the other day on Skype, only to get blocked by facial recognition.
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also known as a money shot.
Can be either frozen or on the rocks, depending on the velocity.
After a long night of drinking, I took Debby home for a facial martini... shaken not stirred.
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1:) Collective of sensory organs otherwise known as face.
"He was talking smack to my facial area."
"I can sense you with my area."
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Facial topiary is the art of trimming a moustache and other facial hair into fantastic shapes.
Did you see the amazing facial topiary that Alan is doing for Movember this year?
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The act of giving someone a facial over social networks or electronic media, i.e. jizzing on a photo of their face.
Person 1: That new girl in sales sure is hot.
Person 2: Totally, I'm going to look her up on Facebook and give her a virtual facial when I get home.
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The life with your friends you live on Facebook, as opposed to your social life, where you interact with society.
Although Larry is a bit of a social hermit, he has one heck of a facial life.
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Farting directly into someone's face
Jim gave Eric a methane facial
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