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Beast Factor

Used to explain your attraction to a girl who would not normally be considered hot to anyone else. The beast factor is that one thing about a member of the opposite sex that makes you want to throw them against the wall and fuck the everloving shit out of them, a trait that you just can't explain.

''Dude, Sara is so friggin' fine!''
''Nah man, she's a fucking dog, what are you, blind?''
''Nah man, she's just got my beast factor...''

by Peezy09 May 15, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fear Factor

A show that tries to scare you, if you overcome your fear you win $50,000. Stunts usually involve (and are limited to) eating animal organs, something that has to do with getting out of a closed cage underwater (this "cage" can range from an actual cage to a car, but its pretty much the same event), and heights (you have a harness so there really is no fear involved).

The verdict: this show is a pathetic attempt at scaring people and only works on those who are foolish enough to think that dangling 100 feet up in the air WITH A HARNESS is scary. Avoid this show at all costs and spend your evenings doing something more productive.

Idiot - Yo I just watched Fear Factor! This guy had to eat balls, swim, AND run on a platform in the air with flags!

Me - cool?

Idiot - I wish I could eat balls to win $50,000...

Me - omfg you need to die....now

by You can use a pseudonym August 6, 2004

79๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


X Factor

Is a fix. the winners are chosen before the series starts and they intentionally let some shite ones through to the 4th round so we can all laugh at them on telly.

And no, I've never applied for it.

X factor, Horse Racing, Duct tape

all are fixes, except duct tape, that's a fixer...

by Bigsharn December 10, 2007

274๐Ÿ‘ 154๐Ÿ‘Ž


Phillips Factor

When you think you know whats going on but really you just have no idea at all

Bob: I think she does love me
Sam: No mate she is playing for the other team
Bob: Na for real
Sam: Yes mate shes sleeping with your sister. Once again you have been done by the Phillips Factor

by SRIJV October 28, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


trike factor

aspects of a dangerous thing or situation which could lead to serious injury or death.

(from "trike", or the 3-wheeled motorized ATV, which have since become illegal to manufacture, and in some places, even use due to the high number of fatalities caused by their flipping backwards and killing their riders).

"i hear the trike factor on this new audi is pretty scary."

by eman November 14, 2003

24๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Jesse Factor

A right-wing blog run by Jesse and John, two psychopaths with a bizarre love for the Bush administration and complete, cess-ridden hatred for the left. One of the main draws of the site is the fact that Jesse is 15 years old and has parents that seemingly don't mind their son publishing slanderous and outright threatening tirades on the internet. His age definitely shines through as his articles are usually rife with spelling and grammar errors while typically sporting an extremely juvenile and immature tone about them.

The Jesee Factor usually features baseless and extremely vulgar attacks against liberals and Democrats that often fall apart once further analyzed. In one memorable entry, John claimed that there is much more oil in Alaska than there is in Iraq and as such, oil could not have been among the reasons to spark that particular conflict. A quick visit to the Energy Information Administration website, a branch of the US Department of Energy, proved him to be almost pitifully wrong. Not only that, the number he used to describe the amount of oil in Alaska (16 billion barrels) is the most optimistic one available, frequently contradicted by many experts, and a number often cited by a pro-drilling Alaskan senator alone.

They often do not include sources for their most controversial and damning assertions (stating that the Kerry family bought $500,000 in Halliburton stock, for instance) and usually resort to ad hominem attacks along with homophobic slurs to take up space in their rants. The writing often resembles that of a third-tier Maddox ripoff rather than the biting social and political commentary they were no doubt aiming for.

The Jesse Factor is more or less an extremely annoying variant of what is becoming a run-of-the mill internet presence: crazy assholes who think they know everything publishing their half-coherent drivel for everyone to see.

"I heard that Jesse of the Jesse Factor is a Libertarian. Well excuse me all to hell for being a Democrat, looks like this kid sides with the real winners."

by Squid Wrangler March 21, 2005

40๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


jiggle factor

how much a girl's ass jiggles when you slap it.

when it doesn't jiggle it can either be not sexy or sexy depending on the guy

when it does jiggle a little that is really sexy and alotta guys like it.

when it jiggles too much thats just......

dude 1: oh dude i slapped my girl's ass and it didn't jiggle at all. she had a low jiggle factor.

dude 2:is that good or bad?

dude 1: i say its bad! i want that ass to jiggle.

dude2:

by tmobileman February 26, 2011

18๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž