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a man who has a wife and children, or who enjoys spending a lot of time with them
He is an honest family man who will not give up this fight.
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A family that does one or more of the following:
constantly scares you, surprises you in a bad way, depresses you, angers you, beats you, and overall, does nothing to make you happy and/or please you.
Dude, Andy has such a shit family. They pretty much beat his ass every night and his mom is a whore and his sisters are too. I feel really bad for him.
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The term used when a man or woman marrys someone that has kids.
Man, I love that girl to death, but I am not ready for an automatic family.
Dude, she's got kids?
Yea, three little rugrats.
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A family that is associated with a close bond, and seemingly high morals. For example, they may be vegetarian or own a family pet account, or coddle their children. They are referred to as 'homemade' as this word also has implications that if someone endorses homemade products, they are ethically superior to the norm.
'Ben's mum came to watch him at sports day'
'They're such a homemade family'
The No Family Rule is a clearly defined standard in joke telling. Passed down generation by generation from our forefathers who developed the oral story telling tradition after many an altercation resulted from poorly delivered witticisms. The rule states that “no person may, at the expense of a handicapped and/or health impaired third party, pass any humorous remark where such humour stems from said handicap and/or health impairment UNLESS the deliveror has a family member (no more than once removed) with that same handicap and/or health impairment”.
Dude, Jimmy just dropped a AIDS joke and I know for a fact he's got no family with the "slow puncture". Clear breach of the No Family Rule... uncool.
a place where you have to sit in a house with your super annoying family member who force you to say hello and goodbye in a really awkward way so that they can feel good about themselves.
A place where some stupid relative asks you if you have a boyfriend of girlfriend, and that after that you get it up the ass from for being rude for doing fucking nothing
ITS A PLACE OF HELL
kid: so this is really fun(sarcastic)
random relative: hey do you have a girlfriend
kid: IM GAY YOU STUPID SON OF A.......
family parties: a place of hell
Introduced by Jack Stauber (artist and musiciant), a Cheeseburger Family represents the stereotypical "perfect" family : A couple of kids, one baby, a dad and a mom, all of that in a big house and with a lot of wealth. It may seems like a perfect family but is in reality very simple-minded.
The term "Cheeseburger" is used because it represents something almost everybody likes.
"Look at this Cheeseburger Family in this TV Movie"