Where a vagina's lips shut so rapidly that they make a clapping noise. Suggestive that they are big flappy flaps and that a large penis has been withdrawn at some huge speed.
A kind of vaginal sonic boom. You need damn big flaps to make a full fanny clap.
<CLAP!>
Dude: "What da fuck was that, woman!?"
Chick: "Damn muthafucka! You took you damn dick out too fast for me, that was my fanny clap Nigga!"
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A person who is a sissy sally or has many peaks and valleys or mood swings.
John is a Fanny Patty.
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A pungent vulgar odour emanating from the vagina after a heavy night out.
I met a girl on bank holiday Monday and she was out since Friday partying. I brought her home to my apartment and as I went down on her there was an extreme case of "Session Fanny"
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Small chunks of fuck knows what, caught on a females hairy clam.
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The itching, sore, chaffed sensation around the anus, specifically the adjacent butt cheeks, as a result of improper wiping post bowel movement or anal leakage.
I either have a nasty case of cherry fanny or there is a piece of sand paper lodged in my crack.
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The hands of a person who pickpockets fanny packs, specifically fanny packs worn on the rear rather then the front side.
The thief used his dirty fanny hands to take the money out of the old ladies fanny pack without her even knowing.
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Having sex with nothing but a fanny pack on.
I went for a run and then went straight to the bedroom to give my wife an Ypsilanti Fanny.
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