Having large, flat and basically impervious feet that can be used to walk on anything, stomp out fires or stop cars.
" why didn't you tell me there was rocks in the back yard? I walked on that without my shoes!"
" Rocks?"
" Oh, I forgot you have Flintstone Feet"
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Feet that are so dirty, that they look as black as an African-american's feet.
"You must have been walking around our kitchen floor again, Cleetus, you have nigger feet."
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"dude, Anthony has big feet he must have massive socks"
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The position women's feet are often in during sex in the missionary and other positions.
Last night was a real "Feet In The Air" marathon for her. I sure would like to see her Feet In The Air.
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2 bros chill in a hot tub but make sure that they are 5 feet apart so its not gay
"2 bros chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart because they are not gay"
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When somebody's shoes are that big, they resemble a pair of canoes.
That lad will have no trouble sailing down the manny with them canoe feet.
New shoes, never tried on. still has factory lace ties and inserts in shoes.
Guy 1: You want to buy some shoes?
Guy 2: are they new?
Guy 1: They are feet virgins, wanting for your feet to pop their cherry.