first amendment

To put bluntly: The Freedom of speech.

The first amendment is why one person can change the country.

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First Course

A male's performance of vigorous oral stimulation on his female mate through cunnilingus and analingus to get both holes warmed up and wet for vaginal and anal intercourse.

Dan woke his girlfriend up at 3:00 a.m. as he was sporting a water dog and needed some release. She was groggy and disinterested so he pulled her panties off and served up a hot First Course. After dining at the Y, Dan had her warm, wet and ready and she was ready for a little man meat to be served up in her loose meat sandwich.

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shy at first

An undercover freak who's DTF.

Jennifer: "I'm shy at first but I'm an open book once you get to know me."

Mark: "Netflix and chill?"

Jennifer: "Okay! 😉"

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First Base

In relationship/sexual terminology, this is the Stage in dating where the couple kisses, or makes out.
It is the First Stage, starting with the first kiss, and leads to repetition to say Goodbye or Goodnight.
It signify's the Beginning of being in love.

This can lead to French Kissing, or kissing of the Tongue.

This is the Beginning of Courtship, or a Physical-Loving Relationship that naturally resolves to advancing sexual stages until 'Home Plate'.

"Jimmy made it to First Base with Kelly today!"
"Congrats to him - Maybe he can find that Gum I left in her mouth last week..."

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Fresh Firsts

When someone is the first to engage in sexual activities (usually vaginal intercourse) with an innocent female leaving only the ravaged and mangled vagina for the next poor fellow. The complete antithesis of Sloppy Seconds.

CJ: Hey dude, you know he's fucking your ex right?
Thomas: Yeah, it's all good though, i got fresh firsts a while ago
*high fives*

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first shirt

An Air Force term (circa 1960s). Another name for a squadron's First Sergeant.
Sometimes just called "The shirt"

"The captain and the first shirt are checking out the barracks today"
"The shirt is on my case and wants to give me an Article 15".

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first week

An annual gathering (also known as "senior week" or "beach week") which celebrates the first week of summer (usually the end of may) for high school and college students. It takes place everywhere, but one of the most central locations which students from across the nation travel to is Myrtle Beach, SC. Also known as a week long Mardi Gras.

I got pretty drunk at first week and ended up sleeping in some random people's house using a dog for a pillow.

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