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to run away from the cops or someone
"O shit nigga its the cops! dip floss! dip floss!
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(v.) the action of not showing up or deciding not go to a previously planned event at last minute's notice.
"He was suppose to go with me to the movies, but he flossed out. Lame!"
"Don't floss out! I need you to be there."
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When pubic hair goes in between someone’s teeth when they’re going down on someone who has not shaved in quite some time.
Mike: “So, how did it go with Emma last night?”
David: “Not great, she didn’t even shave so when I was eating her out I got surprise floss.”
Mike: “Damn dude, I think it might still be in your teeth...”
you know that time when you pull down your pants and you feel a flossing sensation between your cheeks... it's only when you see that your thong is a v with a hanging string that you realize the string detached from the waist band and flossed you clean on the way down....surprise!
i thought i just had a severe wedgie til i realized i got surprise flossed
i stared at my thong confused and in disbelief thinking i must have gotten one that was 10 sizes too big until it occurred to me that i got surprise flossed
my friend told me about her surprise floss job, and i laughed so hard i farted - true story.
The act of only flossing the teeth that people will see. People who engage in this behavior are often suspect of not keeping other areas as clean as they should be.
Peter: I just came back from the dentist and she was pissed at me.
Mary: Why's that? You seem to take of your teeth. Your smile looks clean.
Peter: That's it. She knows I am only front flossing. It was embarrassing.
Mary: It should be! Take an extra minute out of your day! I bet you only wash your hands when people are around.
Peter: Sometimes I only use water when soap is available. Even after a poo. I'm a mess!
Attempting to do the dance known as the "floss" whilst giving a handjob.
WARNING: dick yanking is inevitable.
Side Affects may include: needing a dick transplant, or needing your dick reattached.
ER nurse: What are you in for?
Dude: I'd rather not say..
ER nurse: Then I can't help you.
Dude: My girlfriend tried giving me a floss handjob, and it really hurts!
Floss flagging is when a human claims to be in a gang but it's really not in that gang. One can also floss Flag by being in a gang but claiming they are from another gang.
Results in floss flagging can be dangerous
Yo what's up home boy, I heard you was a Crip now!!
"Yeah you know I'm down with the gang"
(Does not know anything about that gang not even the color.
Floss Flagging