You're full of it

Abbreviated Y.F.O.I.; An expression that means someone is lying through their teeth about something

Sarah: Did you know that I can do a full split without having my hands on the ground?
Jenifer: You're full of it. I saw you trying to do one a few days, but your feet were not that far a part enough to be a full split and your hands were on the ground.

You're hosed

"You're hosed." = "You're sh*t out of luck."
You are now in a hopeless position, with no known ways of escape or solution.
A polite way of saying "You have no hope."

"Hey Nick, my mother in law is coming to town next week. Any chance that one of your family members have died or something? Is there a funeral going on? I am really not trying to see her."
"Sorry John, unfortunately for you - no one has died. Looks like you're hosed."

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you're welcz

Hipster for "you're welcome."

Hey, thanks for getting me those glasses without the lenses to go with my purple chucks.

You're welcz!

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you're beautiful

an extremely overplayed song by James Blunt, which isnt even that good anyway.

#1: Have you heard "You're Beautiful"?
#2: Who hasnt?
#1: God, it sucks!

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you're mad

said when somebody is wrong

I never smoked a day in my life so, you're mad.

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You're an egg

Dan Glover - it means you're an idiot

Random Person - *Makes a stupid remark*
Dan - "Shut up, you're an egg!"

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you'r stupid

The most ultimate of ultimate insults. Usually used by someone who’s not smart enough to know proper grammar.

John Johnson: "You'r stupid"
Bobby Bob: "You keep telling yourself that, buddy."

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