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is to deliberately say or do something in the middle of someone's being high to fuck up their happy mood or they're high
man the other night I was in a good position to get head from my old lady and she had to fucker Foul Me by bringing up that bitch I cheat on with her last month
When a woman is giving a man special attention to his balls and her wrist spasms and what once was a spicy massage becomes full on testicular torsion.
Dude, she was giving me the best handy ever but she has weak tendons so her hand spazzed and twisted my nuts- foul ball.
fragrant foul / 1 : / Offensive use of any smelling perfume or cologne. 2 : / To douse oneself heavily with perfume or cologne. 3 : / perfume or cologne used as a foul odor cover up
Executive (to partner): "Geez what a fragrant foul, I can barely breath in this elevator with you."
Partner : "It's Ralph Lauren. Trina told me she liked how it smell on me, I guess I got carried away."
This chess position:
1. e4 c6 2. e5 d5 3. exd6 Qxd6 4. Nf3 e5 5. d3 c5 6. Be3 b6 7. Qd2 Nc6 8. a3 Bg4 9. Ng5 Be6 10. Nxe6 Qxe6 11. b4 cxb4 12. axb4 Bxb4 13. c3 Ba5 14. d4 Rd8 15. Bb5 Nf6 16. Bxc6+ Qxc6 17. Qc2 Qxg2 18. Rf1 Rc8 19. dxe5 Bxc3+ 20. Nxc3 Nd5 21. Ra3 O-O 22. Qb2 Nxe3 23. e6 Rce8 24. exf7+ Kxf7 25. Qb3+ Kg6 26. fxe3 Qxf1+ 27. Kd2 Qf2+ 28. Kd3 Qxe3+ 29. Kc4 Qc5+ 30. Kd3 Re3+ 31. Kd2 Rf2+ 32. Ne2 Rfxe2+ 33. Kd1 Re1+ 34. Kd2 Qc1# 0-1
"If you 'prepare for the worst' by bringing along extra jackets/gloves, an umbrella, etc., then the skies will be sunny and mild all the time you're 'out 'n' about'. But if you decide to leave all that stuff behind at home and set out on your trip in just your ordinary street-clothes, there'll be a bleepin' MONSOON or HURRICANE!
The morning started out kinda overcast and nippy, so I brought an umbrella, thick hoodie-jacket, and gloves with me when I set out to run some errands around town. Well, naturally, once I got a fair distance from home and thus I didn't wanna traipse all the way back to put everything away again, the sun came out and the day got really warm, and so I was just feverishly lugging all that extra stuff around with me for nothing... classic case of "Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear", I guess.
The Foul King (반칙왕, Banchikwang)
A great korean comedy written and directed by Kim Ji-woon in 2000.
"Foul King’s humor is subtle and dry for the most part, and it occasionally lapses into absurdity to great effect."